Scottish video compilations

Scottish Is Posted by: bbcradio1 Video duration: 184 seconds Global video hits: 120670 FREE DOWNLOAD - get yourself a copy of the "Scottish Is" song, yours to keep. It's only available until 15 July 2011 - bbc.in Related: radio, radio1, scott, mills, scotland, scottish, chris, moyles, in, the, park Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: ANGELINA JOLIE ... By: whotaughtyou. on 24 May 12, 16:36:06 ANGELINA JOLIE GUESS INTERNATIONAL INSTRUCTION MANUAL PROCESSOR EXON 014 HISTORY COMPLETED SABINE FRONT MAGAZINE WAR HOUSING BENEFIT SEKONDA birth EXON LABEL COMPUTER USERS GUIDE LAW COMPETITION GUIDE MUAH hygiene DIAMOND INCOME SUPPORT HEAD MORGAN FREEMAN? if you care about ... By: c4hsr. on 21 May 12, 18:01:09 if you care about scotland check out these two websites oilofscotlanddotcom for the trueth the uk keeps from scotland as a nation newsnetscotlanddotorg for real scottish news (6000 square miles of northsea nicked by the english govermaent in 1999)? I know what you ... By: diamondbhoy. on 19 May 12, 19:05:40 I know what you mean....does it to? me everytime 59 people? are ... By: Bullwhip27. on 17 May 12, 16:16:12 59 people? are British. ...gay? By: REZOWNO. on 15 May 12, 20:53:57 ...gay? Scottish is being ... By: fecto3210. on 15 May 12, 00:01:50 Scottish is being so shit that the most powerful? civilisation in the world would rather spend time building a massive wall than going there. guid feeling, being ... By: bomber6920. on 14 May 12, 20:51:42 guid feeling, being a scot! I'm not Scottish or ... By: levure. on 12 May 12, 14:16:32 I'm not Scottish or British, but I feel so move with? this song. scottish til a die ... By: MrZracer100. on 05 May 12, 15:43:03 scottish til a die scottish til a die i no i am. am sure i am scottish til i? die Mon? the fish! By: DarciasRain. on 02 May 12, 10:26:46 Mon? the fish! scottish is drums ... By: KittyKatHill. on 28 Apr 12, 01:16:05 scottish is drums and bagpipes, it's crazy people wwho will make you laugh *cough cough Jamesie Johnson cough cough*, it's honor and pride, it's great company, and it's great hugs? and warm smiles. i love? being ... By: KittyKatHill. on 27 Apr 12, 23:41:23 i love? being scottish! @o0scotland0o aye ... By: KittyKatHill. on 27 Apr 12, 23:36:53 @o0scotland0o aye SOAR? ALBA and ALBA GU BRATH! :D The experience ... By: VideoGamerHD. on 22 Apr 12, 18:32:43 The experience isn't that great...? i only want the ... By: fortawesomm. on 17 Apr 12, 02:47:49 i only want the accent? Oh my gosh, I ... By: MissErinJamieson. on 14 Apr 12, 11:31:59 Oh my gosh, I remember listening to this whole thing on the radio because we were told Darren and Chris? would be on! WOOOOOOOOOOO I? ... By: mYsterybOy9411. on 10 Apr 12, 16:38:03 WOOOOOOOOOOO I? LOVE BEING SCOTTISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Being Scottish is ... By: xXmichaela1Xx. on 09 Apr 12, 20:21:09 Being Scottish is more than fitting in the brackets. If you live in Scotland and you feel Scottish then you are. I dont belong to a clan but I am as Scottish as the next person. I think what you have said says more about? you than anything else. Iam am sorry for ... By: DoctorSuffolk. on 04 Apr 12, 09:32:28 Iam am sorry for these nasty messages. I have been a massive twat. Scotland is a? beautifull country. SOAR ALBA? By: o0scotland0o. on 03 Apr 12, 03:17:21 SOAR ALBA? This always gets? ... By: dinger9542. on 31 Mar 12, 20:32:11 This always gets? me so pumped. Fuck off why do you ... By: NoGoDsReGrEt. on 30 Mar 12, 18:41:05 Fuck off why do you search these videos? you wee 10 year old We fight for what ... By: freedomtofilm. on 29 Mar 12, 08:18:15 We fight for what is right, and stop when it is not. We praise the ones to help us, and pitty the ones who dont. We find the best in all, be them big or? very small. We accept all race and gender, white black or brown. The best thing about being Scottish is that we are tough bastards but with the biggest hearts. It makes me mad ... By: micahraphael. on 26 Mar 12, 09:32:30 It makes me mad that americans dont? know the difference between irish and scottish Hi Michaela, I am ... By: pengembira. on 21 Mar 12, 16:14:28 Hi Michaela, I am one who live in scotland, work for scotland, but never can be scottish. While those who already left, don't care about their past, and embracing their new identity, still be recognised as the pride of scotland. For some this is only promotional ads, for me is a sad truth about the society. I? really love scotland though. Shit Scottish Guys Say To English Guys Posted by: TheJapSigh Video duration: 175 seconds Global video hits: 176490 The plight of the Englishman living in Scotland is something that would make Nelson Mandela spin in his grave. Here is an example of his horror. Related: shit, english, scottish, guys, say, joe, hullait, ewan, denny, glasgow, uk, united, kingdom, britain, independence, snp, david, cameron, girls, brown, people, tarquin, bartleby, gay, black, spanish, chippy, pickle, england, scotland, england national football team, beckham, tony, blair, eastenders, river, city, peggy, mitchell, russell, brand, ashley, cole, john, terry, frank, lampard, edinburgh, david beckham, frank lampard, manchester, champions, funny, educational Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: I hope? you guys Do ... By: Jiranamo3819. on 26 May 12, 04:37:08 I hope? you guys Do some more videos... The Scottish vs English thing is really funny lol YOU SOUND LIKE ... By: Harmalarmo. on 26 May 12, 03:43:10 YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDONNN? scotsmen are short, ... By: TheMidgaardSerpent. on 23 May 12, 19:06:53 scotsmen are short, but cool small fellas.? Do you get River? ... By: MuserFilms. on 23 May 12, 14:53:56 Do you get River? City in England? No.. WHIIIIIIIIIIT check out ... By: c4hsr. on 21 May 12, 18:10:34 check out newsnetscotlanddotcom for scottish news written by real scots who love scotland .or oilofscotlanddotorg on how the uk robs scotland of its oil wealth and goes to? war with the cash 0:46? :L By: casboy06. on 21 May 12, 12:47:07 0:46? :L scottish are really ... By: NowYouraShite. on 20 May 12, 18:31:20 scottish are really shite. never met so stupid and inpolite mongos. fart and belch everywhere - in the restaurant, on the street, at the bus? stop, in the clubs, in front of you. hahha never met such muppets. they are just FUNNY. so villagers. laughed at them all the time, telling my friends too. tell everybody, scottish are SHIIIITE hahaha hahahahaha this ... By: SirWilliam513. on 18 May 12, 19:19:59 hahahahaha this video? made my day omg haha love our ... By: iCbmHD. on 15 May 12, 23:43:04 omg haha love our scottish accent!? 'WIZ E FUCK' That ... By: martintod2006. on 11 May 12, 17:18:11 'WIZ E FUCK' That should be the official motto? of Scotland Alex Salmond will ... By: MrAJMR08. on 11 May 12, 14:46:35 Alex Salmond will be? the end of us. Do you get river ... By: scottishguy97. on 10 May 12, 21:34:22 Do you get river city in England, no WHHIIIIT!? LMAO!!!! n' whit...we ... By: MusicFromOutOfReach. on 10 May 12, 13:00:51 n' whit...we skelped your? arse! the last war ... By: MrStarbuck123. on 08 May 12, 21:58:05 the last war between england and scotland was at the battle of flodden which england won. And scotland has invaded england a few times too but the difference is? when the scots attacked us they felt the lions roar and scampered back to the border. :) I'm Scottish and ... By: ClaraaN1. on 08 May 12, 00:20:36 I'm Scottish and can confirm this? is so incredibly accurate " We've got so much ... By: TheWithKid. on 07 May 12, 14:36:04 " We've got so much gas in the North Sea!? " Hahahahaa I just about shit myself! WERE BETTER THAN ... By: ThatScottishGuy2010. on 07 May 12, 00:46:48 WERE BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU KNOW IT? The? awkward moment ... By: givemeespam. on 06 May 12, 08:39:10 The? awkward moment when Nelson Mandela isn't dead haha..obviously ... By: Robbie Burns. on 06 May 12, 00:32:18 haha..obviously never? gone to Liverpool. Qualdo? By: TheWithKid. on 04 May 12, 18:25:52 Qualdo? @MrFlibble2011 Mate ... By: MrTallChap. on 03 May 12, 21:19:52 @MrFlibble2011 Mate I fucking dare you to go up and say that to someone from Scotland. You'd get fucking chibbed ya wee nigel poofter.? Jock? cunts By: MrFlibble2011. on 02 May 12, 22:19:06 Jock? cunts i? like them By: PapaSmurf42100. on 02 May 12, 16:35:53 i? like them ironic that the ... By: Laneybosh. on 27 Apr 12, 09:53:05 ironic that the Scottish guy is definitely of the posh Scottish? variety. To be fair, Michael ... By: whattheholf91. on 26 Apr 12, 18:08:05 To be fair, Michael Owen does have puny English? legs. How To Have A Scottish Accent Posted by: VideoJug Video duration: 167 seconds Global video hits: 252603 This advice video is a extremely helpful time-saver that will enable you to get good at accents. Watch our tutorial on How To Have A Scottish Accent from one of Videojug's industry leaders. Related: scotland, howto, how, to, videojug, guide, tutorial, instructional Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: omg jizzing in my ... By: miRRorGirl17. on 27 May 12, 17:37:13 omg jizzing in my pants!? accent is amazing faggot.? By: Carbonized433. on 27 May 12, 09:57:10 faggot.? I have to say the ... By: Raindropsontheglass. on 27 May 12, 06:32:30 I have to say the Scottish accent is one of the sexiest accents? out there ;D Soap Mactavish..... ... By: saibatu kamara. on 27 May 12, 03:27:28 Soap Mactavish......? Well my first ... By: raecoffey. on 27 May 12, 02:11:00 Well my first reason Braveheart, second my mom's obsession with Scottish men has rubbed off on me, and two there was this Scottish cop I met who had a Scottish accent and? even though I didn't understand a word he said he was amazing. Besides, Doctor Who is Scottish that should say it all. Say that to a Scot. ... By: raecoffey. on 27 May 12, 02:00:45 Say that to a Scot. I want to be? there when you do. I'm sorry lol I ... By: PROGAM4R. on 26 May 12, 23:03:59 I'm sorry lol I didn't mean it. I'm just confused? on how @raecoffey finds Scottish accents sexy? I know your Scottish so you don't feel the same way growing up around people who are Scottish, but where i'm from i find a lot of accents sexy. I just find it a bit hard trying to understand people with a Scottish accents. I didn't mean to offend you. im scottish? and ... By: mrmegamaddude. on 26 May 12, 22:58:02 im scottish? and find that offensive brits are scots ... By: thefaolain. on 26 May 12, 12:31:35 brits are scots welsh cornish and unfortunately english. the brits are not just english? that so many uneducated people seem to think..so no, not english Scottish accents ... By: PROGAM4R. on 26 May 12, 12:19:41 Scottish accents sound? retarded. They are in no way sexy.. he? is awesome By: tjd89p. on 26 May 12, 03:24:12 he? is awesome Scots ARE Brits! ... By: Barnabybright. on 26 May 12, 00:35:46 Scots ARE Brits! Maybe you mean English accents?? *dies? laughing* By: raecoffey. on 25 May 12, 22:53:15 *dies? laughing* How can you say ... By: raecoffey. on 25 May 12, 22:50:27 How can you say that?! Scots have the? sexiest accent accept for maybe the Brits. No? there not! By: PROGAM4R. on 23 May 12, 17:54:21 No? there not! why do you want to ... By: AnimeAPHwolfieperson. on 21 May 12, 22:50:18 why do you want to learn how? to speak in a Scottish accent it's like a curse i have no idea why people like it. just so odd. this made me laugh ... By: AnimeAPHwolfieperson. on 21 May 12, 22:48:15 this made me laugh so much as up here in Shetland apparently we have a posh scottish accent + dialect so odd xD? AYE? By: Warm1nator. on 21 May 12, 18:54:17 AYE? Hahah,? so I'm not ... By: Whiplash00Trasher. on 21 May 12, 14:19:49 Hahah,? so I'm not alone :DD Good luck! i'm here because i ... By: battlingzombies. on 20 May 12, 12:28:39 i'm here because i wanna? sound like david tennant I CAN'T ROLL ME "R" ... By: Frankthegb. on 20 May 12, 01:07:33 I CAN'T ROLL ME "R"s! Damn my fading South-London accent!? Suck Ma? Taees By: TheTensorClan. on 19 May 12, 10:24:10 Suck Ma? Taees he said the? ... By: fortawesomm. on 18 May 12, 08:59:14 he said the? generalized accent. The? fuck is this ... By: iSoCoooL. on 17 May 12, 21:40:40 The? fuck is this guy on? I don't run around talking like a fucking cat. I don't purr... All Things Scottish w/ Christopher Walken Posted by: PodcastOnFire Video duration: 403 seconds Global video hits: 114578 Christopher Walken makes the perfect scotsman Related: title, 01, 03 Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Unfunny sketch. And ... By: LaughingPsycho. on 26 May 12, 18:24:32 Unfunny sketch. And Mike Myres couldn't do a Scottish accent? if you put a gun to his head. Walken ^^, * ... By: TonjeMariEngen. on 25 May 12, 13:00:54 Walken ^^, *droooool* ? This wasn't? so ... By: jgizzy. on 24 May 12, 11:03:06 This wasn't? so funny reading? the title ... By: shaftyfingers. on 23 May 12, 14:32:58 reading? the title cards I? know this is a ... By: supremeobliterator. on 20 May 12, 18:29:39 I? know this is a skit but little specialty stores like this are vanishing. They are being replaced with Wal Mart, K Mart, and Target everywhere, shame ! 1)? Hold?? your? ... By: NoGravPK. on 17 May 12, 21:19:17 1)? Hold?? your? breath. 2)? Copy all? of???? these???? steps. 3)? Go? to two? other? video. 4)? Paste? it?? in the? comments. If? you can?? do all of? this without?? breathing?? you're?? a?? god @ PtolemyJones, I ... By: jhowboongie. on 16 May 12, 21:44:47 @ PtolemyJones, I saw it too but I seem to remember it being with? Kyle McLachlan not Christopher Walken. I saw this one on ... By: PtolemyJones. on 16 May 12, 03:41:00 I saw this one on the air... not a cut clip. ? Fun to watch. ... By: kendigjl. on 16 May 12, 00:21:41 Fun to watch. Seeing Walken read from cue cards is? interesting. why? doesnt ... By: Steveinator100. on 15 May 12, 00:20:41 why? doesnt Christopher Walken look anyone in the eye? Christopher? Walken ... By: demonprincezenos. on 14 May 12, 05:58:35 Christopher? Walken got his dad whipped I want the the " ... By: hoopteechooptee. on 12 May 12, 07:42:36 I want the the "Scottish? Therapist" episode. His accent isn't ... By: dio52. on 10 May 12, 22:21:35 His accent isn't any worse? than Meyer's I wondered why I ... By: vickiehill1. on 09 May 12, 03:34:54 I wondered why I never? saw this one. Glad they saved the tape. Awesome!! I can? see why this ... By: hznfrst. on 09 May 12, 01:58:43 I can? see why this one wasn't broadcast... Yesterday... ? By: fahrtkosten. on 07 May 12, 12:25:46 Yesterday... ? Hahahahahah so true ... By: bfdhvcnvvbjdn. on 04 May 12, 13:32:56 Hahahahahah so true - thinking? the same. This is AWFUL!!!! ... By: Evieforbes. on 04 May 12, 04:57:56 This is AWFUL!!!! One of? the worst clips of "Scotland" I have ever seen. And is pretty offensive too. Tell ye whit is ... By: Cybopath. on 02 May 12, 22:11:23 Tell ye whit is funny though, ma dad has put someone through a plate glass window.? Mikes accent isn't ... By: Cybopath. on 02 May 12, 22:06:15 Mikes accent isn't good, it's funny but it's far from? accurate it's irishy-scottishy, sounds Scottish to Americans and English no doubt though. Christopher Walken ... By: Cybopath. on 02 May 12, 22:03:52 Christopher Walken,? great actor but he can't do accents clearly. If it's not ... By: MadDuckInc151. on 02 May 12, 17:07:48 If it's not Scottish,? it's CRAP! hes? more eye candy ... By: 666lol420. on 02 May 12, 00:52:41 hes? more eye candy than anything :) Mike's is pretty ... By: ScottishStu93. on 01 May 12, 19:02:43 Mike's is pretty good. Maybe the accent he's putting on is more western scottish so it sounds irishy, but I wouldn't know what that accent's like because I've never been to the west coast. Walken's? is kind of the one I was meaning most in my comment, I just wrote it all herpy derpy. You're talking ... By: camcoop25. on 01 May 12, 18:22:04 You're talking through your sporran. Mike's accent is very good (he is reknowned for his accuracy, including by my Scottish father) - Walken's is sketchy, but he probably didn't have? much time to get it together. Scottish star trek Posted by: CBFREE Video duration: 142 seconds Global video hits: 1103251 Chewin the fat star trek ( just updated it with annotations cos lots were not understanding!) If anything is wrong dialect wise get in touch --- otherwise - Dinna talk pish and Awaa n bile yer heid Related: star, trek, scottish, fun Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Ye, I? think the ... By: ajsp71. on 20 May 12, 22:28:14 Ye, I? think the term Malkie is now pretty much a generic term for 'giving someone a doing' - headbutting etc, but it has its origins from threatening to slash someone... lovely! Cheers! I asked my ... By: AidenReilly1. on 20 May 12, 02:50:14 I asked my Girlfriend about this since she stays farther into Glasgow than i do and had probably heard some different patter than me and she has never heard of "Malkie" being used as slang for a razor, only a headbutt.Theres actually a? famous scene from Rab C. Nesbitt where Mary Doll heabutts a guy for trying to kiss her/feel her up and says something along the lines of "That's it you're getting malkied" then headbutts him. im? stain 8miles ... By: DonMadrusso. on 18 May 12, 19:48:46 im? stain 8miles from Carnouste hahahhaa They should have ... By: mybabychicks1. on 17 May 12, 14:01:07 They should have had an Englishman as? an engineer! for real? oh? than ... By: Fungafufu3000. on 12 May 12, 14:33:49 for real? oh? than i guess I'm really good XD lol - if you ... By: jazzx251. on 09 May 12, 10:18:41 lol - if you whiteout the subs, I wouldn't understand it either.? And I'm Scottish - born in Glasgow! Lol. well it's true that ... By: Fungafufu3000. on 09 May 12, 10:10:30 well it's true that I'm able to understand? some words...but not the whole thing...whiteout the "subs" I would not be able to understand most parts....but if you say it like that, I guess it's still easier for me than english people XD ... which is odd, ... By: jazzx251. on 08 May 12, 03:40:47 ... which is odd, because I think alot of German words are? equivalent to Scottish. For example - you say "nacht" - Scots say "nicht" - (at least the old fashioned Scots anyway) Malkie is ... By: ajsp71. on 07 May 12, 11:41:53 Malkie is Glaswegian slang? for razor blade... Malkie Fraser etc - 'You're gettin' pure malkied' What a pile of shit ... By: slinkiestdave. on 05 May 12, 09:37:27 What a pile of shit. And yes? I'm Scottish before you think that's the reason! I like the subs I ... By: Growapair4once. on 03 May 12, 01:07:42 I like the subs I have no idea what? they are saying. "Set phasers to ... By: AidenReilly1. on 29 Apr 12, 20:09:29 "Set phasers to malkie!" = Set phasers to headbutt. Malkie is the glaswegian word? for headbutt. This is from a ... By: taxidude. on 28 Apr 12, 21:58:21 This is from a programme broadcast? only in Scotland so not really for a universal audience. The English, Welsh or Irish wouldn't really get it either. The joke is that even we Scots have trouble understanding people from Tayside. this is? actualy ... By: creamyfilling102. on 27 Apr 12, 23:45:07 this is? actualy english?? Cheerz? Wack! Aye ... By: cocatwoman7. on 23 Apr 12, 01:44:30 Cheerz? Wack! Aye and hear me ROAR cause I've got McAllister and Denny blood pulsin thru ma veins,tyvm :) Sorry, just? ... By: TheWackadooFuckhead. on 22 Apr 12, 13:40:10 Sorry, just? realised you're a woman! Anyway cheers and much love from Scotland! :) Good? man! Glad you ... By: TheWackadooFuckhead. on 22 Apr 12, 13:38:46 Good? man! Glad you like us! Not? just Americans ... By: moad1000. on 20 Apr 12, 23:21:24 Not? just Americans.. I spent 4 years in ... By: cocatwoman7. on 20 Apr 12, 18:30:09 I spent 4 years in Montgomery Alabama and I? am sure if this video was shown at a movie theater, most of the people would just sit there and think "Huh" and "wtf"? They speak way too slow to begin with (drove me nuts). agreed! and show ... By: cocatwoman7. on 20 Apr 12, 18:11:45 agreed! and show the Yank NO? mercy! ;) I'm American and ... By: cocatwoman7. on 20 Apr 12, 18:09:38 I'm American and the first time I watched this I was? screamin laughing! Only understood about 20 words but I got the jist of it. Since then,I've been "educated" by several Scots (from Glasga) and it's even funnier. Scottish slang seems like my 2nd language the no. I LOVE Chewin The Fat !!!!!!! Cheerz Scotland :) xx Ootsider explained: ... By: TheAtheistFuture. on 12 Apr 12, 21:22:50 Ootsider explained: When you cut a loaf of bread, you get two very thick crusty slices at each end of the loaf of bread, known as outsiders. Most people will move that slice in favour of the non crusty, soft, white bread, in the middle of the loaf, but Scottish people love making? sandwiches and dipping these thick slices into soup. It's not really a term for soup dipping bread, it's just good for soup dipping as it can absorb soup without falling into a pile of mush. My grandparents ... By: GagarinCCCP. on 12 Apr 12, 11:46:39 My grandparents introduced this to me when i was young, some of the best memories i have is watching? Big Man, the two Poofs and Alastair and Rory get run over by logs HAHAHA!!! i? love ... By: EWHhaha. on 10 Apr 12, 04:00:14 HAHAHA!!! i? love this! 1:44-1:48!!! "Will you stop keeking at ma? arse you pervert?!" XD Siri can't understand Scottish folk. Posted by: enthusiastikdotcom Video duration: 87 seconds Global video hits: 232087 Siri can't understand Scottish people. It can't understand the word Reminder. ? enthusiastik.com Related: siri, iphone 4s, iphone, apple, ios 5, siri app, app, retina Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: I am laughing at ... By: gigantius2. on 25 May 12, 16:33:20 I am laughing at him. I'm also laughing at you -? just read over your comment again... seriously? CREATE. A.? ... By: gigantius2. on 25 May 12, 16:28:20 CREATE. A.? REMINDER! "Siri can't ... By: technofreak23. on 25 May 12, 06:22:15 "Siri can't understand Scottish folk" Neither? can I I feel bad for you? ... By: ForgottenDreamzy. on 16 May 12, 23:42:31 I feel bad for you? xD I don't understand ... By: tobitobide. on 16 May 12, 17:48:48 I don't understand slamanders.? Whats? that camera By: Kevin Miller. on 15 May 12, 11:37:42 Whats? that camera Make up your mind, ... By: TheSmoseley. on 14 May 12, 01:06:06 Make up your mind, is my material not humorous or reminiscent of one of most acclaimed humor writers alive? Can't be both. Or did you? not realize that the insults are diametrically opposed, and make your entire post questionable? Cheers, bro. Stay in school. Omg. That made me ... By: crazygirl1502. on 13 May 12, 01:09:14 Omg. That made me laugh so? hard. YOU'RE not the only ... By: bettroffded. on 12 May 12, 20:25:24 YOU'RE not the only person who said "speak English". Although you may have been joking, I'm pretty sure everyone wasn't. And if YOU'RE the internet's grammar teacher, where is James' big red X? You do have a point though, I really do need to lighten up a bit. I shouldn't let condescending smart-asses like you become more than? a blip on my radar. Im aware of ... By: bettroffded. on 12 May 12, 20:02:40 Im aware of possessive pronouns. Thanks for pointing? out a grammatical error in my YouTube comment. I was unaware that this was being graded by professor know-it-all. And as far as dry humor, it has to be humorous....so you fail. By the way, Maddox wants his material back. Haha, Scots, ... By: TheSmoseley. on 12 May 12, 12:49:49 Haha, Scots, apparently!? Cheers! ;-) Perhaps you are ... By: TheSmoseley. on 12 May 12, 12:48:00 Perhaps you are correct, and I am a moron; or perhaps YOU are the nitwit, unable to recognize subtle dry humor, such as picking on someone's accent by calling it another language,? The latter theory is further evidenced by your inability to distinguish "your" (possessive pronoun) from "you're" (contraction of you are)., or to properly itemize a list with commas Cheers, buddy. Don't be so uptight. You're not as smart as you think you are, and other people are laughing at you. hay who wants too ... By: james13370. on 12 May 12, 12:29:05 hay who wants too speak? crappy english im scottish but it ... By: james13370. on 12 May 12, 12:26:23 im scottish but it works for me cut down on the r's and it should be ok? Weird...I'm from ... By: AlbionLegend. on 06 May 12, 13:26:30 Weird...I'm from Paisley, and I've always been surprised how Siri understands me? perfectly. To be fair,? I can ... By: Prounounced. on 05 May 12, 21:37:52 To be fair,? I can barely understand you either. Dialects, accents.? By: Prounounced. on 05 May 12, 21:37:43 Dialects, accents.? Your all morons. ... By: bettroffded. on 05 May 12, 13:43:38 Your all morons. Scottish Irish British American. It's all English!!!!!! You retards! How do you imbeciles even manage to get out of bed in the? morning? Your ancestry has ... By: bettroffded. on 05 May 12, 13:41:16 Your ancestry has nothing to do with understanding his accent, you dolt.? Im American and I ... By: sdh106. on 26 Apr 12, 04:53:59 Im American and I understood his accent perfectly;? thank God for my Scottish ancestry!!! 'Voice Answer', a ... By: alfredsparkle. on 25 Apr 12, 10:23:30 'Voice Answer', a Siri like app that works on iPads and older iPhones, had a great launch and we are celebrating this with? a sale. Get it now for half price. Visit: voiceanswer[.]com Looking for a Siri ... By: alfredsparkle. on 25 Apr 12, 05:56:35 Looking for a Siri app for your older? iPhone or iPad? Get 'Voice Answer', the latest robot assistant that has the best knowledge base and a great attitude.? It's on sale for a short while. Get it here: voiceanswer[.]com Ok, so she can't ... By: TheSmoseley. on 19 Apr 12, 23:09:22 Ok, so she can't understand Scottish... so just speak English? for f*cks sake! ;-) My mother heard me ... By: Lindsayface47. on 07 Apr 12, 14:00:40 My mother heard me watching this, and then? said nonsense words. I told her what you were really saying, and she made me restart the video because she didn't believe you were saying "Create a reminder." She still thinks you're a Spanish guy. Yeah, I don't get it either. Somehow I skipped the American curse where we can't understand what anyone else is saying. Yeah, it only? ... By: topogigioalacamita. on 30 Mar 12, 23:30:00 Yeah, it only? understands English :) "Criat e Remeinde' Michael McIntyre on Scottish people Posted by: FreeTSHost Video duration: 185 seconds Global video hits: 320352 Michael McIntyre - Scottish People funny as hell!!! Related: mock, the, week, michael, mcintyre, freetshost, funny, scottish, scotland, people Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: its actually ... By: BossDefects. on 27 May 12, 16:01:34 its actually england that reject our money haha? checkout ... By: c4hsr. on 21 May 12, 18:31:57 checkout newsnetscotlanddotcom for real scottish news or oilofscotlanddotorg for the trueths about scotland and? england hey can anyone ... By: The1stClan. on 18 May 12, 18:03:13 hey can anyone check out my? scottish videos ;) My point wasn't ... By: FTQForseeth. on 15 May 12, 18:41:52 My point wasn't that we could do without English inventions, it was that if you hate us so much, you clearly don't appreciate all? these things that were introduced to the world by a Scotsman. The internet? Originally concieved by an American named Leonard Kleinrock. It also is operated through telecommunications. Pioneered by a Scot. The internal combustion engine? The first ever internal combustion engine was created by a Frenchman named Etienne Lenoir. Oh, and your language was forced on us. I think you'll find ... By: s0l1dsnak3123. on 12 May 12, 17:27:52 I think you'll find pal, no' takin' my money is aggravated racial abuse under the eyes 'ay the law, so shut up and take it, ye? dobber. michael mcintyre? ... By: bramblecat12. on 07 May 12, 19:47:49 michael mcintyre? speaks the truth! Your? a cunt. Fact. By: ChrisRfc1995. on 05 May 12, 11:33:53 Your? a cunt. Fact. "Hold still,? ye Al ... By: Radius1986. on 04 May 12, 20:00:36 "Hold still,? ye Al qaeda basterd!" Me and my ... By: bluetrilobite. on 02 May 12, 22:50:03 Me and my girlfriend are italians living and studying in Scotland and this exact thing happened to my? girlfriend when she went for a few days to england for an interview. She tried to pay for groceries but the cashier looked at the notes like she'd seen a ghost. My girlfriend was lost as to what was happening. Eventually she got helped by a scottish lady nearby :D lol haha? me mates mums ... By: theyardieman. on 28 Apr 12, 10:24:32 haha? me mates mums glaswigien and when he goes up and brings money back down he gets some proper funny looks, a scouser usein dodgy money raises questions correction ya ... By: XxCYRAXANDERMACxX. on 28 Apr 12, 01:55:57 correction ya bawbag 1.say aye and naw 2.eat fish and chips 3. physically see the loch ness moster 4. partly enjoy bagpipes 5.drink buckey/maddog 6.eat deep fried everything 7.slag England non stop because we're unbeatable 8.complain about weather bad weather then complain about good weather 9.wear a tracksuit or sports cloths 10 support either rangers or celtic -Note this mainly? applies to Glasgow but some parts applies to all of scotland dont fuck with? ... By: MrT19981. on 27 Apr 12, 20:42:08 dont fuck with? scottish people! ahaha Its the exact same ... By: 29872846. on 27 Apr 12, 14:27:43 Its the exact same here in? scotland.... Look in my purse and see a english note.... Aw fuck.... Hahahah! Boom!!! right ur yir face!!!! ....Cunts!!! My manager in a ... By: turnbats. on 26 Apr 12, 12:15:47 My manager in a restaurant wanted me to? swap my own person £20 sterling note over for accepting a £20 scottish note. said the exact same line to her bahahahaahah (and then told her to do one) :D My family was down ... By: KH571. on 25 Apr 12, 17:42:19 My family was down in England once and we had to use our money (scottish) there to pay at a bar. They would take the money off my dad,? because he has red hair and an accent. But my mum is from England and they wouldn't take the money off her... do you get £100 ... By: The1stClan. on 25 Apr 12, 15:29:36 do you get £100 pound notes in england, ive only ever seen them as high as a £50? note, i know you get scottish hundred pound notes!! I remember being ... By: NightLightBunneh. on 24 Apr 12, 23:27:23 I remember being handed a Scottish £20 at work. I was like 'what the hell?' I knew it was legal tender, then the man said? 'Oh, do you want Sterling?'...wish he had handed that over first XD I love Scotland, ... By: abbiedirection101. on 24 Apr 12, 20:49:48 I love Scotland, the scenery there is amazing, Scotland should be proud to have? there own Money. only in glasgow? ... By: The1stClan. on 21 Apr 12, 23:07:31 only in glasgow? would somone run up and punch a guys whos on fire in the face HAHAHA fucking deserved it though!! scottish total recall Posted by: drweetabix Video duration: 222 seconds Global video hits: 79002 Related: N/A Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: a frighteningly ... By: spinozacelt. on 17 May 12, 22:47:19 a frighteningly accurate portrayal of? Muuwell :-) "I hope your into.. ... By: FollowTheRabbitProd. on 15 May 12, 18:44:25 "I hope your into..diddy rides" Hahaha fucking? genius mate! I wanna see some more of this! hahahahahaza? ... By: Smartiesqt. on 15 May 12, 17:31:06 hahahahahaza? amaising Please do? the ... By: zabman23. on 13 May 12, 07:51:06 Please do? the whole film! SENGA! hah? By: CraigSpawton. on 12 May 12, 03:35:33 SENGA! hah? Arnold goes to the? ... By: johnaiton. on 08 May 12, 19:08:49 Arnold goes to the? point. Good times i got one balls ... By: havelockify. on 07 May 12, 13:25:39 i got one balls lol? classic lines ill suck you off ... By: jeffjb4488. on 03 May 12, 18:10:08 ill suck you off for some Irn Bru, fucking awesome? This isn't a redub ... By: gordonmcghie1985. on 01 May 12, 01:26:17 This isn't a redub by the way, that actually is Motherwell. Most folk don't have to pay to get their baws? held in the Megabar though..... you're getting ... By: ihforever696. on 30 Apr 12, 00:09:45 you're getting chibbed ya cunt - translation: "i am going to stab you, you? vagina" Total Recall was on ... By: Westy11061979. on 28 Apr 12, 14:37:30 Total Recall was on the telly last night, when this bit came on I was pishing myself laughing? thinking of this! :-) Ho man, I hope you've scrubbed your baws before that lassie hauds them likes. They're fuckin stinkin! Ha ha brilliant. can you ... By: cruiser277777. on 25 Apr 12, 18:16:08 brilliant. can you do a robocop? one maybe? infact anything from the 80s, i've watched this too many times LOL!! Translates? as 'I ... By: ASBOMAN. on 25 Apr 12, 15:31:49 Translates? as 'I am going to stab you, you cunt' Do the? whole movie! By: winduonline. on 25 Apr 12, 15:12:06 Do the? whole movie! Haha yer baws!!? :D By: 2012ratchet. on 19 Apr 12, 20:17:35 Haha yer baws!!? :D I? would watch the ... By: FirstHardcorE. on 17 Apr 12, 21:02:48 I? would watch the whole movie if it was dubbed by this guy! ILL SUCK YA OFF FOR ... By: freeride13. on 16 Apr 12, 22:09:58 ILL SUCK YA OFF FOR IRON? BRU "you're? gettin ... By: ElChristo. on 15 Apr 12, 02:16:13 "you're? gettin chibbed ya cunt" What the fuck does ... By: CoRRupTioN1986. on 13 Apr 12, 21:18:15 What the fuck does the guy say just after they get? out of the taxi? Ah wahnt tae? sook ... By: The666thBowelOfHell. on 13 Apr 12, 17:31:54 Ah wahnt tae? sook oan yir helmut! I'll suck? ya off ... By: yyzable. on 13 Apr 12, 17:30:02 I'll suck? ya off fer some irn bru! hahah? legendary By: akhan605. on 12 Apr 12, 16:24:45 hahah? legendary heavy chokin tae ... By: youngybhoy1988. on 11 Apr 12, 08:39:26 heavy chokin tae eat some beef olives noo? Glasgow central ... By: MrRaspberryBeret. on 10 Apr 12, 10:15:16 Glasgow central taxi? rank Lol'd How To Do A Scottish Accent Posted by: AwesomeAlanna Video duration: 121 seconds Global video hits: 14704 This video will teach you how to do a general Scottish accent! Thanks for subscribing :) Share with your friends! Like me on facebook: facebook.com Other accents: Proper/Formal English - tinyurl.com Cockney - tinyurl.com Related: learn, how, to, speak, the, scottish, accent, fake, accents, glasgow, scots language, tip, help, tutorial, scotland, how to speak scottish, scottish accent, awesome, alanna, awesome alanna, learn scottish accent, awesomealanna, edinburgh, instructions, instruct, instructional, guide, lesson, lessons, school, how to scottish accent, scotish, funny, tips, how to speak scotish, how to do a scotish accent, how to do a scottish accent Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: If you can say "its ... By: IAMOGER. on 27 May 12, 14:55:08 If you can say "its a braw bricht moonlicht nicht"? then you're all richt! do you ken? the scottish accent for words that end in cht are hard for me I am born and? ... By: ExpertLemonhead787. on 25 May 12, 03:08:12 I am born and? raised Scottish, I just want to let yous know that u did ok, but you also left out some words and ur accent was mental.. BUT U ARE AMAZING I SUBSCRIBED My parents were ... By: MrAjjamz. on 24 May 12, 20:44:16 My parents were born and brought up in Glasgow but moved to Fla, USA when i was 4..so? Im diggin your groove...You rock on ya bonnie wee lass...away ya go ya mug ye :) i am? scottish! yer ... By: niamhbell10. on 20 May 12, 08:28:18 i am? scottish! yer prettehh hen, well done! you actually sound ... By: ToriEmzTee. on 19 May 12, 19:00:27 you actually sound more scottish than me and i am scottish!? am? fae larkhall ( ... By: pippanpoppycat. on 16 May 12, 21:41:57 am? fae larkhall (its near glasgow and hamilton) and a actual love oor accents thur actual well top Will you do a ... By: DreamzZ28. on 15 May 12, 15:00:11 Will you do a tutorial for an australian accent? i find it the hardest? next to russian and french :) hey thats my name !? By: moonlight12395. on 15 May 12, 01:14:26 hey thats my name !? *gasp*? UR HARRY ... By: crazygurll154. on 12 May 12, 03:07:48 *gasp*? UR HARRY FREAKIN POTTER im from scotland ... By: weehandy2k8. on 07 May 12, 07:22:33 im from scotland but for some reason am still watchin this video :L? I'm from the Orkney ... By: William North. on 06 May 12, 13:02:33 I'm from the Orkney islands? but now I live in Devon do? people not from ... By: SurgicalSteelx3. on 05 May 12, 18:33:28 do? people not from scotland/britain actually not know what aye means? its the? same in ... By: SurgicalSteelx3. on 05 May 12, 18:00:01 its the? same in many other places but theres a steriotypical accent which is what i have been given which i hate... >_ Finally! someone ... By: imobhb657. on 05 May 12, 11:54:57 Finally! someone who isnae fae Scotland? doin a gid accent. I feel seek of it! ... By: igorstirling. on 04 May 12, 10:15:30 I feel seek of it! Barbarian? fuckers! brilliant from a ... By: craigthemadman. on 03 May 12, 14:56:41 brilliant from a real scottish guy? x Am from? Glasgow, ... By: GameeGirl. on 02 May 12, 20:33:54 Am from? Glasgow, this is absolute class lassie! =) x u r class !? By: weechloe smithyparodies. on 02 May 12, 18:08:45 u r class !? I'm from Edinburgh, ... By: BeautifulBeautyx. on 30 Apr 12, 21:00:06 I'm from Edinburgh, and you sound? amazing! why don't you do a ... By: missfrillypants. on 29 Apr 12, 16:07:18 why don't you do a Australian accent vid??!!? Im from scottish ... By: dt98films. on 29 Apr 12, 15:03:54 Im from scottish Highlands :D? lol This sounds like river shitty :D Im From Edinburgh. ... By: IdBeRebecca. on 29 Apr 12, 00:09:21 Im From Edinburgh. There actually isni a 'Scottish accent' cause every single person from Scotland? sounds different. lol You should submit ... By: WeRnLights. on 26 Apr 12, 13:37:27 You should submit this to wearenorthernlights(dot)com - we're a mass participation documentary and are looking for submissions bases around how people see us. Check us out.? love d eyes... ... By: swim2fast. on 24 Apr 12, 10:21:00 love d eyes... wheewww? lol, your lovely ... By: charcharyin. on 24 Apr 12, 06:47:11 lol, your lovely and funny. lovely sense of humor.? :D Apple iPhone 4S: Siri with a Scottish accent Posted by: nkew Video duration: 353 seconds Global video hits: 59992 For a handy English to Scottish translator, try Scotranslate App on the Apple App store. itunes.com Related: apple inc., siri software, ipod, computer software, iphone, touch, ipod touch, scotland Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Scottish accent ... By: doryheartsmakeup. on 10 Feb 12, 22:21:42 Scottish accent isn't? hard to understand, wtf, and I'm from England I don't think that ... By: MegaCandyman. on 31 Dec 11, 17:47:46 I don't think that ' mrjohnsadams' guy knows what an accent is....? I mean c'mon everybody loves the hightlands :D Was that really? ... By: nkew. on 19 Dec 11, 09:56:04 Was that really? necessary? My? dads fails with ... By: fizzy3379. on 16 Dec 11, 00:01:18 My? dads fails with this Why the fuck do you ... By: MrDizer10. on 10 Dec 11, 20:00:31 Why the fuck do you bother yourself? with lengthy replies and start swearing, Asbergers? Why the fuck should ... By: spiegel. on 10 Dec 11, 14:49:59 Why the fuck should I want to waste my time performing for you just? because u asked for it? What r u, the fucking Queen? My whole point is, if Scottish people want Siri to understand them, they should TRY to do an impression of an American accent. I haven't posted a single video to YTube on ANY subject, so why would I buy a video camera and waste my time creating a vid just to prove it to some nobody I can do a Scottish accent - enough to fool a Scottish Siri IF it existed. I never complained ... By: MrDizer10. on 08 Dec 11, 15:25:02 I never complained about Siri I just wanted to hear your? DECENT Scottish accent. WEll, you come up ... By: spiegel. on 08 Dec 11, 03:48:41 WEll, you come up with a Siri that only understands Scottish and I'll do an accent well enough to get it to work. That's my whole point.? If Siri can only understand North American English (ie. the kind they speak in most Hollywood movies) then just speak to it in your best impression of a North American accent (in other words, talk like Siri talks). It's kinda silly to try to force it to understand Scottish when that's not what it's programmed to do. Video or it didn't ... By: MrDizer10. on 07 Dec 11, 20:24:51 Video or it didn't happen. p.s If you do Glaswegian? no medal that's the easiest one. Ok so this is what ... By: arough. on 06 Dec 11, 22:12:55 Ok so this is what you actually get up to at? the weekend?! but i'm scottish? ... By: AcousticAnthony. on 06 Dec 11, 13:25:50 but i'm scottish? and it did sound like treblecock haha Chibs. # ... By: kypulpfiction. on 05 Dec 11, 19:25:45 Chibs. #sonsofanarchy ha ha? Just say? "twelve" ... By: ikeval. on 02 Dec 11, 15:21:04 Just say? "twelve" damn it! That Siri voice is ... By: goldfinger490. on 27 Nov 11, 00:08:40 That Siri voice is the guy? from the the Blood Sugar song by Pendulum I almost spat all ... By: REA00002. on 13 Nov 11, 22:45:11 I almost spat all over my screen when? Siri said "treblecock." I? love your accent. By: kagairu. on 09 Nov 11, 15:31:40 I? love your accent. Haha, well I had ... By: daviddth99. on 07 Nov 11, 06:33:04 Haha, well I had problems understanding a few of the sayings too, but I thought? Siri did ok considering... Lmao? By: thisismyfinalname. on 05 Nov 11, 14:43:57 Lmao? LOOOOOOOOOOOLLL 'i? ... By: pwincessdreamz1. on 04 Nov 11, 03:43:11 LOOOOOOOOOOOLLL 'i? dont understand treblecock' my native language ... By: boredperson81. on 01 Nov 11, 13:09:19 my native language is not english, americans(do not include canadians) are the harder to? understand, 'cause you just don't speak right! If? it was an ... By: boredperson81. on 01 Nov 11, 13:06:29 If? it was an american i would not get it.Seriously. I like scottish? ... By: hirurg848. on 01 Nov 11, 08:42:04 I like scottish? whiskey at all =)) Scottish accent is ... By: kizhakoot. on 28 Oct 11, 11:58:42 Scottish accent is so difficult to understand for ordinary English speakers. In my opinion it should be considered a different language? like French or Spanish. Apple can include Scottish in the list of supported languages for Siri in the future. Here's what I don't ... By: spiegel. on 27 Oct 11, 04:21:39 Here's what I don't understand. If I can do a decent impression of a Scottish accent, why don't Scottish people just do an impersonation of an American accent? Of course I'm not including strong US accents in this such as in? the South. Can Scottish people not do impressions? Try to sound like people do in the movies. Problem solved. Scottish Fold Kittens Posted by: albertalbs Video duration: 69 seconds Global video hits: 280030 Learn more about this Scottish Fold Kittens: en.wikipedia.org Related: kittens, scottish fold kittens, unique kittens, cute kittens, cute kitties, cats, kitty Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: WANT!!!!!!? By: YoonaBanoona. on 27 May 12, 13:43:07 WANT!!!!!!? OMG I am dying ... By: CgSixYearsOld. on 27 May 12, 11:54:51 OMG I am dying from? all of the cuteness! can i have? one :( By: IseeNoob. on 25 May 12, 13:00:29 can i have? one :( its funny how ... By: NArkWTikA. on 24 May 12, 17:20:44 its funny how synchronized they are i guess brotherhood in animals? is stronger give me? one ... By: sharmeiz. on 24 May 12, 13:12:14 give me? one pleaseeeeeee........ Küçük? uyy ler :) By: MrSerhat56. on 24 May 12, 12:25:55 Küçük? uyy ler :) 5555555555? ... By: eameam eam. on 24 May 12, 04:11:29 5555555555? ????????? So that is what a ... By: jayhenson214. on 20 May 12, 13:27:41 So that is what a baby? Ewok looks like..... OMG! they all look ... By: CgSixYearsOld. on 20 May 12, 12:07:49 OMG! they all look the same? way :) CUTEEE!!? <3<3<3<3< ... By: TheSonjaMSP. on 20 May 12, 06:45:20 CUTEEE!!? OMG so cute!!!! ... By: xanaduflipper. on 19 May 12, 07:29:23 OMG so cute!!!! Love how? they keep yawning too. 30-love? federa! By: nachtzeit. on 18 May 12, 23:31:08 30-love? federa! only real men watch ... By: azaidan5999. on 18 May 12, 19:11:25 only real men watch cat videos ? Omg 1 was cute ... By: 25divyesh. on 18 May 12, 13:46:32 Omg 1 was cute enough, 6 is? just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Aaahhh its 1 AM... ... By: Xetenor. on 18 May 12, 07:34:49 Aaahhh its 1 AM...MUST? stop watching kitten videos and sleep already!! the 3rd one on the ... By: ometrin. on 17 May 12, 15:46:27 the 3rd one on the left is ridiculously? cute with that big head! Good god I almost ... By: ogotmilk1. on 17 May 12, 14:33:43 Good god I almost fainted from too? much cute KEKKARINI!!!! ... By: MirytheBling. on 16 May 12, 15:57:13 KEKKARINI!!!! Kawaiiiiiiii!!! OMG! The fat one on ... By: FalloutInTheEnd. on 16 May 12, 12:21:45 OMG! The fat one on the right! HE? IS LIKE A LITTLE PUFFBALL! iam having tears of ... By: jake23masters. on 16 May 12, 04:28:02 iam having tears of cuteness joy right now!!!!? I like the one ... By: aki1210. on 16 May 12, 00:28:08 I like the one that's? extremely cute IS THIS FOR REAL?? ... By: laurastdeleon. on 14 May 12, 13:06:52 IS THIS FOR REAL?? TOO MUCH CUTENESS!!!!!? Neato burrito.? ... By: TeenyTinyMadness. on 13 May 12, 21:38:15 Neato burrito.? Thanks. ^3^ Not? all scottish ... By: aPoorAsianBoy. on 13 May 12, 19:31:41 Not? all scottish fold kittens are born with folded ears.However some of those kittens' ears will start to fold forward at three weeks of age pleaseeeeeeeeeee ... By: HotPinkCloud. on 13 May 12, 18:41:07 pleaseeeeeeeeeee let? me play with them just once!!!!! Scottish Comedian Danny Bhoy Posted by: bobalicious19 Video duration: 447 seconds Global video hits: 800784 Scottish Comedian Danny Bhoy Related: stand-up, comedy, channel, danny, bhoy, scottish Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: U won't be? ... By: randomnames77. on 21 May 12, 15:31:51 U won't be? pretending for long....LOL this nearly killed ... By: keilaniangel11. on 14 May 12, 11:37:47 this nearly killed me. i cant? stop laughing xDDD dem pants.? By: RiseElectric1. on 09 May 12, 11:03:36 dem pants.? nice pants? ;) By: DAHLIN11. on 29 Apr 12, 09:27:46 nice pants? ;) that's? most likely ... By: moneyjr1122. on 15 Apr 12, 21:21:36 that's? most likely true Deedeeledee,? ... By: TRWickord96. on 06 Apr 12, 22:45:31 Deedeeledee,? Potatoes!!! I just died...lol haha the scottish? ... By: alienkilla22. on 03 Apr 12, 01:22:37 haha the scottish? accent make comedy so much funnier. ACTUALY he says ze ... By: tyza30. on 31 Mar 12, 07:18:41 ACTUALY he says ze billy caus thats how germans say the? billy because of their accent actually, he is ... By: tilletoezen. on 28 Mar 12, 18:59:05 actually, he is saying "ze billy" because he is pretending to talk german :) like how you put "le" in front of words when you? wanna sound french ;D hah, for a moment I ... By: LeStuffedPorkReturns. on 28 Mar 12, 00:08:11 hah, for a moment I thought he was impersonating a Leprechaun with that Irish accent impression. Very good stuff,? indeed! 3:55 ready? steady ... By: 123cgull. on 26 Mar 12, 10:29:22 3:55 ready? steady cook guy I really like this ... By: lazygitguy. on 25 Mar 12, 21:55:47 I really like this guy cause I'm? Scottish too :) Sir billy? lol By: Challenger29841. on 24 Mar 12, 02:27:01 Sir billy? lol 72 people are Irish? By: twinretro. on 23 Mar 12, 17:53:52 72 people are Irish? Not funny at all? By: weeDaveD17. on 20 Mar 12, 23:23:49 Not funny at all? This is? a Scottish ... By: ElmarZeinalov. on 18 Mar 12, 08:18:41 This is? a Scottish person talking to you right now: "hello, how are you?" This would be an Irish person: "diddlydy, potatoes > "diddle dee? ... By: camcam99ish. on 18 Mar 12, 06:50:49 "diddle dee? potatoes" haha epic this guy cracks me ... By: babyspitter1. on 14 Mar 12, 15:34:38 this guy cracks me up? I love this? guy By: millimetrepeter. on 13 Mar 12, 23:07:19 I love this? guy SO? LONG LOSER! ... By: Javssoccer. on 13 Mar 12, 10:18:24 SO? LONG LOSER! LMAO! Come experience? ... By: TheJohnnyFox1. on 10 Mar 12, 14:18:29 Come experience? the warmth of Scotland fcking awesome? By: DremordDrale. on 28 Feb 12, 08:31:00 fcking awesome? In tears right now. ... By: KingArthurFan. on 26 Feb 12, 03:21:32 In tears right now. SO? FUNNY! The? dude in the ... By: sodapop554. on 20 Feb 12, 09:14:56 The? dude in the red shirt @ 2:43 is all "wtf?...". Scottish Elevator - Voice Recognition - ELEVEN ! Posted by: STARxPRODUCTIONSx Video duration: 216 seconds Global video hits: 581191 Funny Clip From Burnsitown The Programme Elevator Clip - The 2 Guys Cant Get The Voice Recognition Thing In The Elevator To Work Hilarious ! ! Related: burnistoun, s1e1, voice, recognition, elevator, eleven Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: hahahahahahaha epic? By: LindaAlexandraStahl. on 24 May 12, 14:23:06 hahahahahahaha epic? This is how it is ... By: madalyno28. on 06 May 12, 20:26:55 This is how it is for me, and? I'm American. Nice one mate? By: asdikeren. on 26 Apr 12, 10:00:46 Nice one mate? why doesnt this ... By: sharkfinz6. on 17 Apr 12, 03:26:34 why doesnt this have? like 5 million hits-its epic Epic? By: Tudor0742. on 14 Apr 12, 16:41:23 Epic? "just take us ... By: DoddiP123. on 14 Apr 12, 00:33:35 "just take us anywhere, you cow! Just open the? doors!" What did the tall ... By: Sarasince1992. on 12 Apr 12, 13:03:58 What did the tall guy say at 1:55? It's a? punch line, but I didn't understand. HILARIOUS !!! ... By: keghamminas. on 08 Apr 12, 09:24:39 HILARIOUS !!! hahahaa? ..is it Aussie humour ? Them voices is a ... By: TalineAussieArmenia1. on 07 Apr 12, 09:53:40 Them voices is a dam turn on oooooooops did i say that ? pardon a norty Aussie lol I LOVE THIS? VIDEO !!!!!!!!!!!! I love it, thank? ... By: kringles4. on 04 Apr 12, 21:56:43 I love it, thank? you. ??????? ?????. ... By: cooperkz1011. on 03 Apr 12, 01:01:23 ??????? ?????. ???????????! ??????! Omg!!!! The most ... By: arinagv03. on 27 Mar 12, 12:33:45 Omg!!!! The most funniest video!!! Can't stop? watching and I lough each time !!!!! What idiots! :) ????????? ?????!!! By: krimsk0. on 24 Mar 12, 18:35:58 ????????? ?????!!! How do you? ... By: annuka66. on 16 Mar 12, 04:07:24 How do you? activate captions? i canne stop ... By: ladybausi. on 19 Feb 12, 12:57:20 i canne stop watching it over and over and over again? it is so fuckking gid :D hahahahahaha i? ... By: ladybausi. on 19 Feb 12, 12:56:39 hahahahahaha i? thought the same :D:D:D:D HOLY FUCK THIS ... By: WelshFanaticxoxo. on 18 Feb 12, 07:40:49 HOLY FUCK THIS SHIT? IS HILARIOUS! I'm not? beggin her ... By: ElectroMecca. on 03 Feb 12, 18:10:09 I'm not? beggin her for nothin' :-D SOCK MA WOLLY? By: Sheep9ate. on 26 Jan 12, 23:07:26 SOCK MA WOLLY? Watched this with a ... By: cewilliams79. on 22 Jan 12, 01:21:56 Watched this with a friend from Scotland? . . . who has a lisp. Laughed until we freakin' CRIED. self-control on? me ... By: zarnitev. on 20 Jan 12, 11:46:02 self-control on? me!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA I love this SO MUCH ... By: DreamyDuskywing. on 20 Jan 12, 07:46:42 I love this SO MUCH! Makes me laugh every time! :)? I? love Scotland! ... By: zarnitev. on 19 Jan 12, 18:13:40 I? love Scotland! people are absolutely amazing! I miss it everyday! LMAO ty deviant art ... By: flyby501. on 17 Jan 12, 01:47:36 LMAO ty deviant art for? brining me here! Omg? never laughed ... By: ShannonD739. on 06 Jan 12, 23:22:25 Omg? never laughed so much in my life:L My "Smart" Phone Doesn't Understand Me - Russell Howard's Good News - BBC Three Posted by: BBC Video duration: 98 seconds Global video hits: 55582 More about this programme: www.bbc.co.uk Russell looks at the problem some Scottish iPhone users are having with their new handset. Related: comedy, funny, news, entertainment, humour, phone, mobile, joke, laugh, hilarious, jokes, my, smart, doesnt, understand, me, russell, howards, good, bbc three, iphone 4s, siri, siri doesnt understand me, iphone, nikon, face, recognition, cell, racist camera Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: thats so funny? i ... By: jackm091000. on 28 Apr 12, 10:56:07 thats so funny? i nearly fell off my chair the first time watched this on tv I love the fact ... By: BeccaC673. on 26 Apr 12, 22:24:55 I love the fact that my accent can't be understood LOL ? Theunits3!? By: MattyBhoy360. on 25 Apr 12, 18:52:28 Theunits3!? It's hilarious! I'm ... By: AlishaSmurfyBarresi. on 19 Apr 12, 11:27:22 It's hilarious! I'm Scottish? and I found that hilarious! :L Did someone blink?! ... By: weebrook. on 12 Apr 12, 13:20:55 Did someone blink?!?!? If your? smart ... By: Nokande. on 11 Apr 12, 06:33:14 If your? smart phone doesn't understand you, then is it actually "smart"? When the two top ... By: rachel11smith. on 10 Apr 12, 21:45:19 When the two top comments? are the same thing I've watched this a ... By: 13dixie19. on 07 Apr 12, 12:51:05 I've watched this a million times and i still? can't believe that cameras...haha...it's so bad but Russell is amazing :) @theunits3? 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By: OnwardsToHell. on 29 Feb 12, 09:32:37 OH MY GOD we took one of those cameras to Korean and honestly cracked up? at how it would do that whenever we had a photo with a Korean friend. i glaswegin ... By: courtman100. on 27 Feb 12, 18:58:07 i glaswegin theunits6 is the ayegear guy haha? Scottish Fold Cat Being Cute! Posted by: tophatnews Video duration: 49 seconds Global video hits: 126526 Cat wanting attention Related: pat, the, cat, youtube, kitty, kitten, petting, kittens, funny, cute, cats, demands petting, scottish, fold, loves, being, spoiled, lovey, humour, attention, wants, kitty pryde, meow, affectionate, pat the cat, kat, kittie Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: cats are the best. ... By: iheartkitties2012. on 11 May 12, 22:28:14 cats are the best. I just adopted 2 kittens. They're brothers!? check out my channel. I have tons of HD videos? of my babies and tons more to come.? 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Check out Wyoming Porta Potty Sledding: youtu.be Related: freedom, braveheart, mel gibson, mario, fafa, dj tay james, glove and boots, stopbieberdj, shorty awards, scottland, twitter Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Im Scottish .. and ... By: orangedude92. on 15 May 12, 15:41:27 Im Scottish .. and i approve this? message I LOVE? THIS MOVIE, ... By: Caleb Bennett. on 08 May 12, 00:48:38 I LOVE? THIS MOVIE, LOL BOUGHT IT ON EBAY!!!! Wow. That was? so ... By: CaptEoNinja83. on 30 Apr 12, 03:26:30 Wow. That was? so moving. Sons of Earth! Of ... By: freedomfighterguy2. on 10 Apr 12, 02:22:03 Sons of Earth! Of the world! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage? of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. 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I doubt that's gonna be something they consider to? hard. And besides, even if she doesn't win, you think she's gonna turn around and say, "OOP, didn't win the award! I guess you guys just didn't WANT the $10,000! Shoopdeedoopdeedoop." That money's going there one way or the other. So, we're not quite ... By: DaevaDrifter. on 21 Feb 12, 07:51:21 So, we're not quite out of the running yet. But to be? honest, I'm not terribly hopeful. Something tells me that whatever judges these awards have, they're not the type to respond to our kind of campaign. Y'know, so long as Bieber DJ or this Forleo lady don't win, I think I could probably be cool with this. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying she SHOULDN'T give away the money, but let's face it, she's essentially buying the vote. If the judges don't pick her they'll essentially be saying (c.) Can you find the i? ... 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