Wtf is? with the ... By: td7474. on 26 May 12, 14:20:57 Wtf is? with the chain smoker in the background? Lol
It's the 3rd time ... By: tandyalive. on 26 May 12, 08:13:01 It's the 3rd time that I watch this video, I believe. Each time feels different. "It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us? and makes us unique. It's not easy, but if you accept your misfortune and handle it right, your perceived failure can become a catalyst for profound reinvention." Holding on to it, Imma concur!
Conan is amazing! ... By: 4stemcellresearch. on 26 May 12, 02:32:43 Conan is amazing! This speech, his words are what we should live by. "Do not be afraid to fail!" ?
Best commencement ... By: MrWinston1654. on 25 May 12, 23:28:56 Best commencement address i have ever heard. He was hilarious, but he also got a very good message across. He is definitely my favorite comedian and favorite celebrity. He is who i think i should? strive to be. Freaking amazing.
The people behind ... By: jrzy49. on 25 May 12, 04:48:10 The people behind Conan look like George? HW Bush and Barbara Bush.
In terms of skill ... By: gmailjaadhi. on 24 May 12, 21:35:53 In terms of skill of presentation, wit, and writing talent, Conan is? one of the best comedians ever.
stinky peete's got ... By: FreshwaterPlimpiez. on 24 May 12, 09:51:14 stinky peete's got a good sense? of humor.
Conan is the man! ... By: takepart. on 23 May 12, 18:33:48 Conan is the man! Love? this guy!
i'm from nova? ... By: hollymclellan. on 23 May 12, 04:22:16 i'm from nova? scotia, and 8:15 made me so proud... probably shouldn't have.
Such a smart guy. ... By: MRomney08. on 23 May 12, 03:00:04 Such a smart guy. Awesome, hilarious speech.?
conezone for? ... By: pandora918. on 22 May 12, 06:16:44 conezone for? president
So many great ... By: bclemen2. on 22 May 12, 05:26:49 So many great quotes in this, and all true. Masterful? speech from a wise man.
I love him, he's so ... By: anaeli1894. on 22 May 12, 04:26:19 I love him, he's so wonderful... Made me cry...? :')
"...through ... By: SectHawaii. on 21 May 12, 21:54:32 "...through disappointment? you can gain clarity and with clarity comes conviction and true originality..." Too motivating
Conan? is one ... By: 2nd325thHVYGUNRR. on 20 May 12, 09:56:50 Conan? is one intelligent man!
and my advice to ... By: JazzKeyboardist1. on 19 May 12, 13:24:12 and my advice to you is,,,if your boss says,' i want you to do this? project at 1135,'',,,, always reply,,, ' no i can't,,,, i promised, conan the job''
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conan's a? very ... By: TheRealDoctorBigfoot. on 16 May 12, 06:23:35 conan's a? very smart dude
"There are few ... By: simetradurga. on 15 May 12, 23:03:12 "There are few things more liberating than? having your worst fear realized."
It is our failure ... By: TheGregeth. on 15 May 12, 11:42:26 It is our failure to become our perceived ideal, that ultimately defines us and makes us? unique.
I graduate from ... By: 94blackbelt. on 15 May 12, 01:05:24 I graduate from high? school in six days, and am going to Creighton next year. I hope the class of 2016 graduation speaker there is as good as Conan.
Who else has ... By: brouhahabob. on 14 May 12, 19:32:06 Who else has watched this more? than once?
That speech is ... By: SexxxyyDonJuan. on 13 May 12, 12:47:51 That speech is awesome !! ?
Great stuff. These? ... By: TheDacrons. on 26 May 12, 23:54:15 Great stuff. These? guys remind me of early Radiohead.
i love? it! By: 9und9zig. on 26 May 12, 22:39:37 i love? it!
It's Elton from ' ... By: Laura Torlaschi. on 26 May 12, 06:21:21 It's Elton from 'Love and? Monsters'!
-crap-
? By: pwittwer. on 26 May 12, 05:31:27 -crap-
?
Not bad at all, ... By: KrizK7. on 26 May 12, 04:38:46 Not bad at all, somewhat unique sound. And that's a huge band behind him? =D
cool it. he? did ... By: TurkGallant. on 26 May 12, 04:21:33 cool it. he? did that on purpose.
"illi? noise"
FUCK ... By: ultimamax. on 26 May 12, 02:16:48 "illi? noise"
FUCK YOU CONAN
never!? By: Trudgemank. on 25 May 12, 18:07:56 never!?
Why dislike? this?? By: JapaneseWhiteKid. on 25 May 12, 17:50:22 Why dislike? this??
lol, damn you're ... By: ThymeFlies42. on 25 May 12, 17:21:33 lol, damn you're right, ill pay more? attention next time
watch the video. ... By: GmRb79. on 25 May 12, 15:43:36 watch the video. YOU are unnecessary.? lol.
he uses it right in ... By: permian11. on 25 May 12, 15:37:42 he uses it right in the beginning...
?
Pay close attention ... By: reynoldsmathey. on 25 May 12, 14:46:51 Pay close attention, before the lights come full up,? hey plays a little on the Korg Mini.
Do the music ... By: ThymeFlies42. on 25 May 12, 14:39:21 Do the music performers play more than one song? as the singer has a synth above the keyboard that he doesn't use in? this song, seems a little unnecessary
chill with? the ... By: Astro247z. on 25 May 12, 14:34:57 chill with? the uploads GOD DAYUM!
My Mom told me ... By: MyFunnyBrianShow. on 27 May 12, 14:47:50 My Mom told me boobies? have milk in them! laugh Out Loud! Yeah right Mom...that's GROSS!
my wife and i ... By: treeelizard. on 27 May 12, 12:49:19 my wife and i thought the left one was her, and the right one was him because of the tan and the spots...now, we look at these pics, and think the opposite.....i will never look at cleavage again in the same way without laughing on the inside...and girl, go get some sun...you? used to cruise around nude.
Think the guys ass ... By: sboyd415. on 27 May 12, 04:17:51 Think the guys ass is on the left. Has more hair and it looks like the bottom of the picture on the right could be a bra. And if not, then wow I'm? disgusted w/ myself.
Alison is super? ... By: brandonp003. on 27 May 12, 03:15:42 Alison is super? cute, but has too much makup on here imo.
The joke was that ... By: bronzekitty26. on 27 May 12, 03:01:48 The joke was that both are actually pictures? of Joel's butt.
...So which? one is ... By: andisgreys. on 26 May 12, 21:14:53 ...So which? one is it?!
Conan and? Andy are ... By: telli55. on 26 May 12, 19:06:10 Conan and? Andy are funny, I felt like they kept making fun of her.
Her cleavage? Not ... By: lolrobin. on 26 May 12, 15:18:27 Her cleavage? Not alot there, but i'll go with? it.
so easy the boobs ... By: g9mnjee. on 26 May 12, 09:34:54 so easy the boobs are left, because of the clothing, and the other has some part of clothing? on top basically a T-shirt so it's a but
Well,? I entirely ... By: moneyquickeasy. on 26 May 12, 05:05:51 Well,? I entirely disagree with you.
There's a general ... By: SunbeltRyders. on 26 May 12, 04:46:38 There's a general plan on most talk shows, but watching Jimmy Kimmel interviews for instance he seems far more? laid back, and if they're relying on a script/or conversation points it's a lot less obvious
I'm pretty sure ... By: mowingthefrontlawn. on 26 May 12, 04:43:27 I'm pretty sure Joel is on the left and? Allison is on the right. It looks like you can see the bottom of a shirt in the upper left corner, too.
so? which is which? By: sch001b0y. on 26 May 12, 01:27:10 so? which is which?
How can you? not ... By: moneyquickeasy. on 25 May 12, 23:04:12 How can you? not tell breasts from ass? Pretty plain...
Obviously there's a ... By: moneyquickeasy. on 25 May 12, 23:02:53 Obviously there's a general plan of things to discuss on tv, every talk show does that. I mean it's a live show for God's sake. But Conan is actually pretty loose. Unexpected things happened all the time. I mean it is not like he's strictly going by? the script as you make it sound. You must not watch the show...
Wrong. Other way? ... By: moneyquickeasy. on 25 May 12, 23:00:59 Wrong. Other way? around.
AWWWW SNAP YO. get? ... By: KurtVachon. on 25 May 12, 22:19:40 AWWWW SNAP YO. get? some htmlspecialchars() up in this bitch!
I think? her boobs ... By: xoallieox07. on 25 May 12, 20:42:38 I think? her boobs are the left and Joel's butt is the right...
She? doesn't really ... By: SunbeltRyders. on 25 May 12, 19:53:13 She? doesn't really seem all that hot anymore
Conan interviews ... By: SunbeltRyders. on 25 May 12, 19:42:48 Conan interviews are always so set up, he's too insecure to actually conduct? a real interview
aren't those ... By: Boony2000. on 25 May 12, 19:33:23 aren't those tweets? over 7 months old?
@anarchy3E Acting ... By: gmcubed. on 25 May 12, 18:27:57 @anarchy3E Acting is like 80% waiting around, so it shouldn't be surprising.?
Are you gonna turn ... By: gambolingman. on 25 May 12, 18:22:38 Are you gonna turn green??
Glad I'm not a ... By: Gagsy10. on 25 May 12, 18:14:05 Glad I'm not a straight male. Else I'd be having some inner crisis about which one I wanted to stick my? dick between more.
I love how I only ... By: jeffc6676. on 27 May 12, 04:11:44 I love how I only know what ads were on a video? by the people complaining about them. Thank you Adblock Plus
adblock plus? ... By: Paul Walker. on 27 May 12, 01:52:14 adblock plus? firefox or google chrome
All I can say is... ... By: TheYanni75. on 26 May 12, 09:36:08 All I can say is... let's turn this? siësta into a fiësta. ;)
HOLY SHIT! "GOONIES ... By: JMMT7022801. on 26 May 12, 09:02:11 HOLY SHIT! "GOONIES NEVER SWEAR!"?
cool story bro... ... By: jez1688. on 25 May 12, 22:55:48 cool story bro...lin?
It was 28 years? ... By: schoolinthemsoftly01. on 25 May 12, 20:26:19 It was 28 years? ago.....
thank you? By: y3sser. on 25 May 12, 18:43:13 thank you?
@y3sser you are ... By: vampireslayer32. on 25 May 12, 18:31:41 @y3sser you are correct. The Goonies theatrical? release was June 7, 1985 not 1986!
fan correction? the ... By: y3sser. on 25 May 12, 18:26:26 fan correction? the goonies was made in 1985 not 1986
SHUT UP? UNIVERSITY ... By: Adidaas. on 25 May 12, 18:13:47 SHUT UP? UNIVERSITY OF PHEONIX!!
SLOTH! Likes? him! By: ThePunisher1978. on 25 May 12, 15:51:16 SLOTH! Likes? him!
That? was funny By: roach182008. on 25 May 12, 15:48:52 That? was funny
Oh man. That? was ... By: SpaceManDawn. on 25 May 12, 15:42:18 Oh man. That? was actually an awesome story.
Gotta love the? ... By: Apmongoman. on 25 May 12, 15:26:50 Gotta love the? audience's reaction when they brought up the film in question.
he? actually played ... By: seanw23. on 25 May 12, 14:57:41 he? actually played Mikey's big brother, Brand, in the Goonies? that was him? (he looked so... young) O_o
check out Jimmy ... By: averonicacc29. on 27 May 12, 02:24:02 check out Jimmy Kimmel's? interview with Josh Brolin! it's also funny
Cool guy but mib 3? ... By: Keyboarg. on 27 May 12, 01:59:34 Cool guy but mib 3? sucked
lol this guy? is so ... By: KrizK7. on 26 May 12, 21:08:34 lol this guy? is so chill
oh i don't know.. ... By: LosBobstardos. on 26 May 12, 13:38:04 oh i don't know.. are? you stupid?
that wendy's ... By: LosBobstardos. on 26 May 12, 13:33:47 that wendy's commercial redhead is freakin'? annoying..
do you speak korean ... By: peachtable966. on 26 May 12, 10:49:19 do you speak korean?? What did he say?
His Korean? is very ... By: peterwonaprize. on 26 May 12, 00:47:25 His Korean? is very good!
im sure youve ... By: BuPsychBass. on 25 May 12, 21:20:50 im sure youve gotten a lot of these, but seriously... that was a? dumb ass comment...
Hahaha, I remember ... By: masterrobber. on 25 May 12, 20:52:03 Hahaha, I remember that Harald Schmidt moment so good, it was so awkward.? :D
Greetings from Germany!
that was a good ... By: TheSamanthafication. on 25 May 12, 18:24:09 that was a good interview...brolin is surprisingly funny.?
thats? actually a ... By: ClokworkMonster. on 25 May 12, 17:16:54 thats? actually a bit racist towards germans
I wouldnt take it ... By: xdharokbarrowsx. on 25 May 12, 16:35:36 I wouldnt take it too seriously lol, Im sure Conan has nothing against Germany, he? just makes fun of everything and everybody and everywhere, including himself
man, conan does not ... By: Johnywang1. on 25 May 12, 16:19:49 man, conan does not like germany. did he marry a jew??
How goes the joke ... By: ThePunisher1978. on 25 May 12, 15:57:42 How goes the joke that? the Germans don't like?
He is right we ... By: SnoopysOtherBird. on 25 May 12, 15:35:25 He is right we hate? that Joke in Germany.
He? speaks Korean ... By: JukeboxSuperHero. on 25 May 12, 14:54:34 He? speaks Korean well.
I was C-section so ... By: bigtenold. on 25 May 12, 14:49:53 I was C-section so I? wasn't counting my mother, dude.
Haha, owned? :D By: Tilaron. on 25 May 12, 14:49:47 Haha, owned? :D
Cool story? bro. By: Tilaron. on 25 May 12, 14:49:38 Cool story? bro.
"Josh Borlin?? O_o ... By: seanw23. on 25 May 12, 14:49:28 "Josh Borlin?? O_o lmao
and YOU... if he ... By: seanw23. on 25 May 12, 14:48:39 and YOU... if he wants to be first, let him. we cant'? stop these assholes from doing that (unless we post before them)
and Josh Brolin was in the Goonies? O_o
your? mom's doesn't ... By: seanw23. on 25 May 12, 14:47:47 your? mom's doesn't count, dude. *rolls eyes*
I'm far from a ... By: bigtenold. on 25 May 12, 14:42:16 I'm far from a virgin. I've? probably had more pussy than you.
.. and? you will ... By: Tilaron. on 25 May 12, 14:40:12 .. and? you will die a virgin, congratulations.
Oh no the parties ... By: juanmat68. on 27 May 12, 15:56:33 Oh no the parties are always awesome, some of the most fun times I've had for sure....I was just pointing out that you could easily grow out of being shocked by? seeing naked people around
HAHA Well I guess ... By: pong224. on 27 May 12, 15:18:10 HAHA Well I guess I'm still in my young 20's so I guess I haven't really grown out of parties? there yet haha
I've been to many ... By: juanmat68. on 27 May 12, 13:29:03 I've been to many parties there and I can vouch for? that...it gets old
Me: DOC; I NEED ... By: mertdejedi. on 27 May 12, 08:52:00 Me: DOC; I NEED YOUR DELOREAN NOW!
Doc: No, You will destory to space-time-conti-
Me: IT IS? AN EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've decided to ... By: ThePurpleNinja4209. on 27 May 12, 08:46:30 I've decided to cancel my acceptance to Princeton, I'm going to? CalArts!
She was 2 years ... By: roffstafarian. on 27 May 12, 05:41:17 She was 2 years above me at CalArts and yeah, this? is pretty much spot on! She was a bit of a nut back then as well LoL
JOHNLOCK!!
? By: FOBLOVERRRR. on 27 May 12, 04:58:03 JOHNLOCK!!
?
You? can't outwit ... By: JackoWacko4Tabacko2. on 26 May 12, 23:04:56 You? can't outwit me son, don't even try.
She studied abroad ... By: loseremogirl666. on 26 May 12, 21:28:52 She studied abroad for a? while in Ireland
fascinates me too.? By: jweilan1. on 26 May 12, 20:44:42 fascinates me too.?
No wonder that ... By: Selleswiet. on 26 May 12, 14:46:40 No wonder that China is? beating your asses, I bet they don't have a "queer books" class
Where we're going.. ... By: RubenDelight. on 26 May 12, 13:51:04 Where we're going.. we don't? need roads.. (or clothes)
Man she? is funny! By: Glaceo. on 26 May 12, 13:47:06 Man she? is funny!
"a naked lady in a ... By: bulavo. on 26 May 12, 10:09:16 "a naked lady in a tree" ha ha Andy is right! i knew girls who would get nude and said its just for fun! but later on they've ended up sluts fucked by a lot of? guys! (very usefull in college :D) but still!
What is "close by" ... By: FanDeLionelMessi. on 26 May 12, 08:18:56 What is "close by" and what is Conan's response when she says? "it's close by"?
Fun fact: CalArts ... By: mdumas43073. on 26 May 12, 07:26:07 Fun fact: CalArts was founded by none other than Walt Disney.
?
You? just KNOW she ... By: deadlyeskimo27. on 26 May 12, 06:18:36 You? just KNOW she ships JOHNLOCK...
Well you're wrong. ... By: SadisticReviews. on 26 May 12, 05:58:39 Well you're wrong. If my name was unoriginal, it would've been? taken. DEERP
You may want to ... By: SuperRaysWeedPipe. on 26 May 12, 05:52:12 You may want to take some reading comprehension classes, genius. Then come back and reread my comment. I? clearly stated that your name was unoriginal, not your comment. Looks like I rattled you so much that you can't even read properly. Why don't you go back and angrily review something no one cares about, and leave the trolling to those of us who can actually do it. Fag. :)
faggot? loser? Lmao ... By: SadisticReviews. on 26 May 12, 05:35:17 faggot? loser? Lmao. You're such a pathetic kid. You poor thing. Go take a shower. I'm unoriginal? So you've been called a smelly pothead many times before? hahahaha. That means you smell, idiot. Take a damn shower lmfao
I'd reply? with ... By: SuperRaysWeedPipe. on 26 May 12, 05:28:47 I'd reply? with something viscous, but judging by your comment, you're just not even worth it. :)
wow the? goonies ... By: jeffc6676. on 27 May 12, 04:16:25 wow the? goonies shirt guy is in two separate videos
they must? be ... By: gtrman12887. on 26 May 12, 06:14:02 they must? be distant cousins
I love when he ... By: allieissocoollikee. on 26 May 12, 05:39:39 I love when he messes? with the audience! :)
This doesn't hold a ... By: gregorcollins. on 26 May 12, 02:56:40 This doesn't hold a torch to the mascots who don't need to be dunking sketch :)?
5/24/21012?
This ... By: ticmain. on 26 May 12, 00:26:50 5/24/21012?
This clip is? from the future!
If I was her, I ... By: DeePhlat. on 25 May 12, 20:08:35 If I was her, I would.?
hahhahahha? By: xoallieox07. on 25 May 12, 20:06:27 hahhahahha?
1:09 I feel like ... By: Hardyboyz789. on 25 May 12, 19:25:40 1:09 I feel like this lady did leave her children at the Conan audience? parking garage...
hahahahah? By: J1Nflo. on 25 May 12, 18:15:01 hahahahah?
0:53? ... By: MitegaFilmx. on 25 May 12, 15:43:25 0:53? Wickedshrapnel?
lots of? hand signs ... By: tarunbinny4u. on 25 May 12, 15:16:44 lots of? hand signs...
one of? my ... By: 9und9zig. on 25 May 12, 15:03:16 one of? my favourite segments
Metal ftw !? xD By: Blademastell. on 25 May 12, 14:42:24 Metal ftw !? xD
BRING BACK THE OL'? ... By: MYULAG. on 26 May 12, 12:41:45 BRING BACK THE OL'? TIME GHOSTRIDER.
Awesome? By: foxy20. on 26 May 12, 11:33:45 Awesome?
WE ARE? DUMB! WE ... By: v4lkyr. on 26 May 12, 10:25:30 WE ARE? DUMB! WE ARE DUMB!
is it just me or ... By: gtrman12887. on 26 May 12, 06:10:12 is it just me or does conan always have a guitar in rehearsal lol?
I love these!? By: allieissocoollikee. on 26 May 12, 05:35:39 I love these!?
These are the kinds ... By: gregorcollins. on 26 May 12, 02:25:18 These are the kinds of sketches that makes? you, Conan, and all your brilliant writers, pure genius. :)
Stuff like the ... By: dnwlf5. on 26 May 12, 01:26:53 Stuff like the Funeral Urn are characters which would not have made it into NBC prime time. At least with TBS, Conan gets to maintain his? creative integrity. Also, it was f@#%ing hilarious.
Hysterical? By: KrizK7. on 25 May 12, 21:42:35 Hysterical?
haha? KTLA By: Nhzharuthopar. on 25 May 12, 20:59:05 haha? KTLA
Hey Conan ,I just ... By: bcimnotu. on 25 May 12, 20:43:30 Hey Conan ,I just met? you
and this is crazy!
But I watched this skit and
thought this was lazy.
USA!? USA! By: alyssaoplac. on 25 May 12, 19:14:59 USA!? USA!
The hipster missed ... By: maalbe987. on 25 May 12, 17:08:50 The hipster missed because getting the ball in? the basket is too mainstream.
"try mine, its for ... By: anarchy3E. on 25 May 12, 17:01:02 "try mine, its for the country"
thats what every? mother that send her son to iraq led herself into
Take that China!!!? By: xdharokbarrowsx. on 25 May 12, 16:54:07 Take that China!!!?
USA! USA! USA!? By: MrTjcftw. on 25 May 12, 16:09:05 USA! USA! USA!?
oh well sorry for ... By: onedayautumn. on 25 May 12, 16:05:31 oh well sorry for misunderstanding your 'joke' :)?
lol i was kind of ... By: imadork24. on 25 May 12, 16:05:17 lol i was kind of hoping that i wasn't? seeing things. i'm suprised Conan didn't mention it
oh well? sorry for ... By: onedayautumn. on 25 May 12, 16:05:12 oh well? sorry for misunderstanding your 'joke' :)
Because everyone ... By: Junde801. on 25 May 12, 15:52:05 Because everyone writes first, i was just joking around, dont take? it too serious, go outside.
1:54 Hopefully ... By: GECKOOOOOO. on 25 May 12, 15:44:14 1:54 Hopefully Valve adds that hat in? TF2
joke?? explain? By: onedayautumn. on 25 May 12, 15:36:16 joke?? explain?
That Asian gal is? ... By: moneyquickeasy. on 27 May 12, 03:51:36 That Asian gal is? sexy.
come on, that's ... By: tmwttblk. on 27 May 12, 03:16:25 come on, that's Conan, did you? really see a face when you type in slash?
Again, the "China" ... By: Roger Ho. on 27 May 12, 03:06:08 Again, the "China" in Chinese? isn't China...
Tsk tsk tsk, Conan making same mistakes, not good
I'm surprised? no ... By: AndrewTraceur. on 26 May 12, 14:25:12 I'm surprised? no one has commented on the Asian news woman dancing at the end...
You know it's ... By: SadisticReviews. on 26 May 12, 08:04:45 You know it's shameful when 2 comedians call it shameful. Especially Conan and Andy who can take anything and? make it hilarious.
It's shameful? ... By: MrSuperheterosapien. on 26 May 12, 01:54:30 It's shameful? because it's not even fox news.
Andy should've said ... By: Leosafan. on 26 May 12, 01:39:23 Andy should've said something like: "that's... shameful, i feel bad not? for me but for the entire North American population after China sees that, ... that is only gonna encourage them more"
oh the? irony By: unholyjebus. on 25 May 12, 20:54:08 oh the? irony
The? average person ... By: bcimnotu. on 25 May 12, 20:51:47 The? average person in china makes 15k a year
"...learn to swim"
? By: Leftmindblind. on 25 May 12, 20:41:20 "...learn to swim"
?
They durker? ... By: DeePhlat. on 25 May 12, 20:03:43 They durker? derrrbs!
I think we can? all ... By: AgentHeroic. on 25 May 12, 19:48:54 I think we can? all agree the dancing is whiter than Conan.
....you do realize ... By: crescent1245. on 25 May 12, 19:46:26 ....you do realize that the Chinese you have at the bottom is wrong? Unless you're trying to be funny. The China you used means? the porcelain kind, not the country's name.
if the news is ... By: spooneg1. on 25 May 12, 19:46:17 if the news is fucking around america? is going down to shit forsure
Why is China ... By: ThisSentenceIsFalse. on 25 May 12, 18:45:00 Why is China kicking our ass? Uhhhh...we sent China? all our jobs.
What the hell is ... By: tubekxb. on 25 May 12, 17:55:12 What the hell is going on in LA? ?
???????? By: richie8811. on 25 May 12, 17:05:44 ????????
damn? people
just ... By: anarchy3E. on 25 May 12, 17:04:35 damn? people
just damn
I'm? scared By: MarieAmusing. on 25 May 12, 16:33:24 I'm? scared
god bless america? By: epic7day. on 25 May 12, 16:31:34 god bless america?
More like 'Who ... By: Glaceo. on 27 May 12, 03:01:34 More like 'Who watches the Men-Who-Like-To-Watch-The-Watchmen?'
WATCHCEPTION? :O
"Adrian Veidt, ... By: stardude692001. on 26 May 12, 17:29:24 "Adrian Veidt, possible homosexual,? must investigate further"
10 bucks says aqua ... By: bantar420. on 26 May 12, 09:16:29 10 bucks says aqua man is gay :) cuz you know that hes a gay fish. motherfuckin gay fish. making? love to other gay fish.
It's Superman.? By: mci181. on 26 May 12, 05:53:09 It's Superman.?
But who watches the ... By: dnwlf5. on 26 May 12, 01:12:46 But who watches the Watchmen??
I think? Yahtzee: ... By: MrPie455. on 25 May 12, 22:54:50 I think? Yahtzee: The Reckoning would make an amazing movie
I want a Monopoly? ... By: Th35h1tf1nn15h. on 25 May 12, 19:14:03 I want a Monopoly? movie!
Conan and Andy ... By: msmusic1616. on 25 May 12, 17:06:26 Conan and Andy fighting like a couple, then? apologizing
Agreed. And I'm ... By: maalbe987. on 25 May 12, 17:06:01 Agreed. And I'm subscribed to both.?
Why did the? ... By: eldaine. on 25 May 12, 16:25:03 Why did the? chicken cross the road?
To Beat The Egg!
Sounds like a? fag By: RyanRightN0w. on 25 May 12, 15:47:18 Sounds like a? fag
Ray William Mfing? ... By: AbrilloINC. on 25 May 12, 15:41:36 Ray William Mfing? Johnson
Wuts? RWJ? By: RyanRightN0w. on 25 May 12, 15:22:25 Wuts? RWJ?
Banter with Andy ... By: Ralphy7857. on 25 May 12, 14:54:38 Banter with Andy saves? the monologue sometimes
Conan is funnier? ... By: nowzadick. on 25 May 12, 14:49:13 Conan is funnier? than RWJ
So... I'm? thinking ... By: TheLumpy86. on 25 May 12, 14:40:16 So... I'm? thinking Wonder Woman.
Awesome!? By: FendyRhodes. on 25 May 12, 14:32:41 Awesome!?
to the poeple that ... By: XeroFailGames. on 25 May 12, 13:28:08 to the poeple that said he sucks.....its cause hes on a? whole nother level then u small mided fucks
LMFAO? god this ... By: alilxbittaxdis. on 25 May 12, 10:59:14 LMFAO? god this guy's funny
3:42? deploys ... By: richie8811. on 25 May 12, 10:17:32 3:42? deploys Harvard Law Review's unicorn defense
Must be an ... By: tonnekeeee. on 25 May 12, 09:11:42 Must be an american? thing don't really get it.
let me explain... ... By: TheSamanthafication. on 25 May 12, 06:19:08 let me explain...there is a unicorn in my bum & i fart? in your face! BOOM!
the pine cone? was ... By: jonaskelley. on 25 May 12, 06:14:21 the pine cone? was the kicker for me
this was terrible.? By: papernicolas3. on 25 May 12, 06:02:43 this was terrible.?
Flippin super funny ... By: timokobe. on 25 May 12, 05:40:02 Flippin super funny!!!!! This guy is? really clever with his jokes.
pinecone part was? ... By: tbopne. on 25 May 12, 05:03:23 pinecone part was? funny
he's 48 or? 49... By: vanillamilkshakesx. on 25 May 12, 04:24:01 he's 48 or? 49...
Wow this guy ... By: kermit4223. on 25 May 12, 04:19:26 Wow this guy really? sucks. What the hell was he talking about??
Not? funny By: Jromeosmooth. on 25 May 12, 03:43:55 Not? funny
90% nostril, 10% ... By: LyushkaPushka. on 25 May 12, 00:28:25 90% nostril, 10% desk lamp LOL.? Time to explore the deep blue sea I guess.
was? thinking the ... By: SadisticReviews. on 24 May 12, 22:23:08 was? thinking the same. He ended it very well
Slow to start, but ... By: srchaudhari1974. on 24 May 12, 21:43:28 Slow to start, but does not disappoint when he finally gets going. Really funny stuff about the unicorns. :)?
that doesn't make? ... By: XxHeavensXAnglexX. on 24 May 12, 21:38:27 that doesn't make? any since? with what I said...
that was a? really ... By: porovaara. on 24 May 12, 21:27:41 that was a? really good set
i found one!!!! ... By: TheSamanthafication. on 24 May 12, 21:27:14 i found one!!!! look real closely at my? butthole....closer....look closer....closer... *farts*
conan is? getting ... By: mrnezinu. on 24 May 12, 21:23:51 conan is? getting old :(
"Bowie pronounces ... By: youseaward. on 27 May 12, 08:37:36 "Bowie pronounces his own name "bow-ee" (as in "bow" and arrow), not "boo-ee" (as the original American knife is pronounced), nor is it "bow-ee" as in a dog's "bow-wow-wow". However ...Londoners usually pronounce it "bow" as in "bow-wow-wow", and Bowie never? corrects them. "
i think? she meant ... By: ErcPeace. on 26 May 12, 17:44:05 i think? she meant it took him 9 months to realize, dont think that was the reason for breaking up
Thanks for that? ... By: moneyquickeasy. on 26 May 12, 05:39:00 Thanks for that? lesson.
I? once dated a ... By: moneyquickeasy. on 26 May 12, 05:13:39 I? once dated a girl with no brain. She said I was dumb.
The guy was the? ... By: moneyquickeasy. on 26 May 12, 05:13:31 The guy was the? shallow one.
Or maybe he was ... By: moneyquickeasy. on 26 May 12, 05:12:40 Or maybe he was color? blind?
She's so? cute! By: Raider768. on 26 May 12, 04:29:43 She's so? cute!
Heterochromia is ... By: theonlyred4. on 26 May 12, 01:04:07 Heterochromia is the scientific term. Chimera is the general term. Anyway, David Bowie does not have heterochromia. Both his eyes are the same color. One of them became permanently dilated after an injury,? which makes it look darker - but it isn't darker, it's just dilated.
I once dated a girl ... By: Johaneeeek. on 25 May 12, 21:04:16 I once dated a girl with no eyes. She said I was pretty.?
You would have ... By: deaniii7. on 25 May 12, 20:56:39 You would have thought that if you dated someone for nine months you would have looked into their eyes.? Clearly he wasnt bothered about looking any higher than her chest.
oh mah gooooood ... By: masterrobber. on 25 May 12, 20:44:53 oh mah gooooood those legs. just... the whole figure. not this anorexic stuff you see on late night shows these days.
I'm? even that I'm calling HER a bit more cureved shows what we have come to.
I dated a girl with ... By: Toadphillips. on 25 May 12, 20:08:05 I dated a girl with 1 green and 1? blue eye
unfortunately? he ... By: bermyWHAT. on 25 May 12, 19:28:46 unfortunately? he never lived in Bermuda
heterochromia is ... By: WeirdGuy4928. on 25 May 12, 15:53:04 heterochromia is sexy.?
heterooooochromia? ... By: papavb. on 25 May 12, 15:27:15 heterooooochromia? wow
David Bowie doesn't ... By: kamatej. on 25 May 12, 15:12:33 David Bowie doesn't have heterochromia - he was hit in the eye and one of his irises became permanently enlarged - it just looks like one of them is green and one of them is blue? from a distance.
I love her accent. ... By: krank34. on 25 May 12, 09:13:12 I love her accent. wau?
Wait,? are we ... By: SunbeltRyders. on 25 May 12, 07:53:05 Wait,? are we talking about Hunter S Thompson now
All? I know is that ... By: bermyWHAT. on 25 May 12, 07:00:13 All? I know is that he used to live in Bermuda and he had to get a special note from his doctor so he could take out audio books at the library
she leaves? us to ... By: anarchy3E. on 25 May 12, 06:30:58 she leaves? us to believe she broke up with a guy cause for 9 months he didnt know she had different eyes?
damn shallow much?
i like blind? girls By: anarchy3E. on 25 May 12, 06:29:36 i like blind? girls
most amazing ... By: papernicolas3. on 25 May 12, 06:08:17 most amazing blowjob ever?
she looks like? ... By: tbopne. on 25 May 12, 05:06:57 she looks like? Reese witherspoon
I think we can all ... By: YelloFello15. on 25 May 12, 04:49:55 I think we can all agree? that she's one beautiful lady.
I? would like to ... By: wikittywhacktv. on 26 May 12, 22:44:13 I? would like to thank the guy who's booking guests lately! keep up the good work ;)
hahha you know you ... By: LosBobstardos. on 26 May 12, 13:49:17 hahha you know you respect a girl when you don't? think about just fucking her.
people? who haven't ... By: IHaveYourSealab. on 26 May 12, 11:50:58 people? who haven't seen this interview
what is she talking ... By: bulavo. on 26 May 12, 09:48:07 what is she talking about? ive been in London, English are loud and drunk! but its hard to see white english people there! London? reminded me some middle-eastern town with European architecture !
She's beautiful!!? By: josuejulio6068. on 26 May 12, 05:35:00 She's beautiful!!?
She's? so poised, ... By: allieissocoollikee. on 26 May 12, 04:46:15 She's? so poised, love her!
This had? me going ... By: moncho8984. on 26 May 12, 03:20:20 This had? me going the whole time. Great clip!
"It's a helpful ... By: HappyNutter12. on 25 May 12, 22:12:56 "It's a helpful word,? 'like', it sort of vocalises the comma"
What a great description!
I would love to ... By: Jericho1138. on 25 May 12, 20:23:22 I would love to take her to dinner.?
she's so efing? hot By: MrVaraxsx. on 25 May 12, 18:02:19 she's so efing? hot
If "the? special ... By: BonScottAC. on 25 May 12, 17:56:05 If "the? special Olympics" even count as a league?
jesus? christ By: papavb. on 25 May 12, 15:25:07 jesus? christ
i think? she's ... By: XowntXihqX. on 25 May 12, 14:53:10 i think? she's nervous...
Uh..... Sorry I ... By: BosleyBeats. on 25 May 12, 14:07:40 Uh..... Sorry I forgot? what I was going to post. Alice Eve's hotness works like a magnet slowly erasing bits of my speech and motor skills.
What a waste of ... By: Vdenten. on 25 May 12, 12:09:45 What a waste of money:
1. She's allergic to seafood lol?
2. You will spend money on someone you will never? meet again
the most beautiful ... By: Vdenten. on 25 May 12, 12:03:04 the most beautiful woman in? the world!
No man is ... By: Zer0small. on 25 May 12, 09:40:12 No man is complaining.?
I mean fucking U. ... By: ridewave444. on 25 May 12, 06:36:31 I mean fucking U. of Phoenix whore.? Go to hell phony.
Shut the? fuck up ... By: ridewave444. on 25 May 12, 06:35:30 Shut the? fuck up Phoenix College whore.
She's so out? of ... By: TheFirstNeuron. on 25 May 12, 02:04:02 She's so out? of your league dude.
the best part of? ... By: 266melo. on 25 May 12, 01:20:12 the best part of? the interview is when she said she was single
She's very pretty? ... By: mcp893. on 25 May 12, 00:10:52 She's very pretty? but kind of boring
Bha im English ... By: mcp893. on 25 May 12, 00:10:09 Bha im English British guys are useless they are so winey give me an American any? day
tits.? By: juffurey. on 24 May 12, 23:28:52 tits.?
Office Supply Swirl ... By: Tomanistanumerouno. on 26 May 12, 12:26:58 Office Supply Swirl sure is? horrible. Not buying again.
Pimps? on ... By: gregorcollins. on 25 May 12, 01:17:57 Pimps? on Treadmills.
:)
I dunno why either? ... By: sneakykatze82. on 25 May 12, 01:05:40 I dunno why either? matters but the reactions from both are so over the top it's beyond childish lol
fuck u? cunt By: scomeron. on 24 May 12, 23:16:45 fuck u? cunt
lol I never? ... By: xdharokbarrowsx. on 24 May 12, 20:47:07 lol I never? understood why people get mad when someone says first, has the word first become offensive recently or something?
Hahha? deon cole is ... By: jacobogarza45. on 24 May 12, 20:33:33 Hahha? deon cole is the pimp
GO? DIE. By: Ricardouche. on 24 May 12, 20:28:57 GO? DIE.
LOL I? want that as ... By: MisterYumYums. on 24 May 12, 19:38:38 LOL I? want that as a gif
Andy is? hilarious! By: KCWhoa. on 24 May 12, 19:19:58 Andy is? hilarious!
That's DEAN COLE!? By: sch001b0y. on 24 May 12, 19:06:27 That's DEAN COLE!?
That's not a sketch ... By: nick5man5. on 24 May 12, 18:28:18 That's not a sketch. Deon Cole is? actually a pimp.
i? want turtles on ... By: emiliasoramaki. on 24 May 12, 17:54:41 i? want turtles on skype
Dogs? on Skype, ... By: Yamatoshadow. on 24 May 12, 17:53:30 Dogs? on Skype, what about cats?
LOL? love those " ... By: tmetroid. on 26 May 12, 16:28:08 LOL? love those "are they a sponsor?" moments!!
Is this what a ... By: aravind05. on 26 May 12, 15:37:00 Is this what a monologue is supposed to be? ?
know your? god, ... By: IHaveYourSealab. on 26 May 12, 11:22:31 know your? god, first.
Yay!? A Commercial ... By: Deadreavah. on 26 May 12, 11:15:20 Yay!? A Commercial about Wendy's! A new Fiesta?
Now i just have to drive to Russia!
"Conan jokes about ... By: Isiena. on 26 May 12, 02:44:30 "Conan jokes about the Arby's finger"
Me and all the? other fans who want to be mentioned on Conan: MISTAKE!!!
Andy,? your C is ... By: ethanB612. on 25 May 12, 19:08:04 Andy,? your C is backward ...
If? this is his ... By: Glaceo. on 25 May 12, 18:10:34 If? this is his plastic surgeon talking, I didn't mean to offend you. :O
Top notch job, doc!
Ha ha, your'e ... By: DrEnsamhet. on 25 May 12, 16:06:05 Ha ha, your'e probably right?
Conan? was ... By: Huesos138. on 25 May 12, 14:24:22 Conan? was particularly Conanesque during this monologue. I approve.
ALL OF THE ROBINS.? By: AndrewTraceur. on 25 May 12, 14:09:09 ALL OF THE ROBINS.?
0:00 my phones ... By: TheAudioBlood. on 25 May 12, 09:37:28 0:00 my phones message? ringtone :)
How? dare you By: OfficialDBO. on 25 May 12, 08:13:42 How? dare you
which? one? By: DrEnsamhet. on 25 May 12, 07:46:31 which? one?
i like how andy ... By: anarchy3E. on 25 May 12, 06:51:40 i like how andy says "listen" at 4.32 and conan cuts him off like? yesterdays news
and no shit sex is better when on vacation, what moron needs to have a survey for that, common sense
andy? did c ... By: JohnCornnells. on 25 May 12, 06:28:43 andy? did c backwards
Fail? By: eriktonedog. on 25 May 12, 06:25:53 Fail?
Really?! I thought ... By: elykes1. on 25 May 12, 03:39:35 Really?! I thought it was one of the more funny ones. Which one did you? find was really good?
How would? that ... By: xCrazyxJayx. on 25 May 12, 02:21:05 How would? that ruin them?
I would've used ... By: maalbe987. on 25 May 12, 02:18:28 I would've used less rude terms but yeah, the whole thing? just seems really forced.
Yeah, Conan, don't ... By: maalbe987. on 25 May 12, 02:17:03 Yeah, Conan, don't get too? cocky.
Did Conan get ... By: Glaceo. on 25 May 12, 01:51:18 Did Conan get plastic surgery or a LOT of botox recently? :O
He? looks very.. staid.
what did he? expect ... By: bulavo. on 26 May 12, 09:29:09 what did he? expect? raising spoiled rich brats! bet he didn't kicked his sons ass!
I'm shocked he has ... By: theonlyred4. on 26 May 12, 07:42:29 I'm shocked he has kids at all. Were they adopted, or did he jerk off into a cup and make his wife be artificially inseminated? He's a germaphobe, and vaginae are not clean.?
they must have ... By: anarchy3E. on 25 May 12, 06:40:49 they must have jizzed all over his house and i bet? he touched it without knowing
that thought is enought to drive him bananas
jees on his face
Lol wow. Fucking ... By: CrimsonCrissX. on 25 May 12, 02:45:24 Lol wow. Fucking hilarious. XD Also, same question as GreenJanuary.? Anyone know where that jacket's from?
"THAT'S MY? HOUSE!" ... By: bigherm5. on 25 May 12, 02:10:32 "THAT'S MY? HOUSE!" "THAT'S MY SON!" "THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!" That was hilarious!
lmao that? really ... By: SadisticReviews. on 25 May 12, 01:58:23 lmao that? really is his son and daughter. That's amazing
anyone know the ... By: GreenJanuary. on 24 May 12, 23:05:30 anyone know the name brand of the jacket Howie? is wearing?
When? Conan laughs ... By: Keybuddy2. on 24 May 12, 20:11:45 When? Conan laughs he sounds like Furby, the toy!
fuck I hate? Howie ... By: MegaHard0n. on 24 May 12, 19:04:24 fuck I hate? Howie Mandel!
Can you imagine the ... By: 806Frances. on 24 May 12, 18:10:58 Can you imagine the panic attack Howie must of had after seeing the music video. Howie, picturing the house covered in germs.?
watch?v=HfwnH6TPpBs ... By: quniversalpicts. on 24 May 12, 18:00:31 watch?v=HfwnH6TPpBs
?
Comedy gold lol? By: xdharokbarrowsx. on 24 May 12, 17:58:32 Comedy gold lol?
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Latest comments made on this video:
By: td7474. on 26 May 12, 14:20:57
Wtf is? with the chain smoker in the background? Lol
By: tandyalive. on 26 May 12, 08:13:01
It's the 3rd time that I watch this video, I believe. Each time feels different. "It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us? and makes us unique. It's not easy, but if you accept your misfortune and handle it right, your perceived failure can become a catalyst for profound reinvention." Holding on to it, Imma concur!
By: 4stemcellresearch. on 26 May 12, 02:32:52
me? me me!
By: 4stemcellresearch. on 26 May 12, 02:32:43
Conan is amazing! This speech, his words are what we should live by. "Do not be afraid to fail!" ?
By: MrWinston1654. on 25 May 12, 23:28:56
Best commencement address i have ever heard. He was hilarious, but he also got a very good message across. He is definitely my favorite comedian and favorite celebrity. He is who i think i should? strive to be. Freaking amazing.
By: jrzy49. on 25 May 12, 04:48:10
The people behind Conan look like George? HW Bush and Barbara Bush.
By: gmailjaadhi. on 24 May 12, 21:35:53
In terms of skill of presentation, wit, and writing talent, Conan is? one of the best comedians ever.
By: FreshwaterPlimpiez. on 24 May 12, 09:51:14
stinky peete's got a good sense? of humor.
By: takepart. on 23 May 12, 18:33:48
Conan is the man! Love? this guy!
By: hollymclellan. on 23 May 12, 04:22:16
i'm from nova? scotia, and 8:15 made me so proud... probably shouldn't have.
By: MRomney08. on 23 May 12, 03:00:04
Such a smart guy. Awesome, hilarious speech.?
By: pandora918. on 22 May 12, 06:16:44
conezone for? president
By: bclemen2. on 22 May 12, 05:26:49
So many great quotes in this, and all true. Masterful? speech from a wise man.
By: anaeli1894. on 22 May 12, 04:26:19
I love him, he's so wonderful... Made me cry...? :')
By: SectHawaii. on 21 May 12, 21:54:32
"...through disappointment? you can gain clarity and with clarity comes conviction and true originality..." Too motivating
By: 2nd325thHVYGUNRR. on 20 May 12, 09:56:50
Conan? is one intelligent man!
By: JazzKeyboardist1. on 19 May 12, 13:24:12
and my advice to you is,,,if your boss says,' i want you to do this? project at 1135,'',,,, always reply,,, ' no i can't,,,, i promised, conan the job''
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By: TheRealDoctorBigfoot. on 16 May 12, 06:23:35
conan's a? very smart dude
By: simetradurga. on 15 May 12, 23:03:12
"There are few things more liberating than? having your worst fear realized."
By: TheGregeth. on 15 May 12, 11:42:26
It is our failure to become our perceived ideal, that ultimately defines us and makes us? unique.
By: 94blackbelt. on 15 May 12, 01:05:24
I graduate from high? school in six days, and am going to Creighton next year. I hope the class of 2016 graduation speaker there is as good as Conan.
By: brouhahabob. on 14 May 12, 19:32:06
Who else has watched this more? than once?
By: SexxxyyDonJuan. on 13 May 12, 12:47:51
That speech is awesome !! ?